2003-03-09 19:57:30 ET|
Speaking of how guys usually want a girl to be virginal out of respect to the guy, I was watching this porn and it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.
First off, it was amateur. I prefer amateur, because usually the girls look real (rather than faked tits, teased fake blond hair, hairy-assed guy with hairy balls bouncing up and down). Anyway, it was a gang-bang type thing... bascially four guys fucked this girl one after the other, and came on her face. The whole video clip (downloaded from the internet) lasted only about 4 minutes. I know, how romantic.
Anyway, when they finished, her face a mess (and a huge grin on her face too, you could tell she was getting off on it), they asked her "is there anyone you want to dedicate this to?"
To which she giggled, and then replied "Paul".
"Who's Paul?" They asked, laughing, probably not expecting her to have answered.
Then they cut to her face again, covered in jizz, and she said to the camera: "Hi Paul, I don't love you anymore."
That's got to be the best diss I've ever seen. I mean, how can you out-do a gang bang dedication diss?