2003-03-11 15:08:56 ET|
If I don't get laid, the terrorists have already won. I'm sure you've heard that one before, ladies, but this time, it's true.
I tend not to make fun of the right in the context of being in the left, because well, it's the Bob Saggat of this realm. It's easy, it's guaranteed to offend nobody worth offending, and well, it's easy. So I choose to make fun of my own kind, and usually myself, instead. That's lots more fun.
But this one, I couldn't resist. So alert level "Aching" folks, and pass me them Wang Fries, er French, er, Freedom Fries.