Don't hate me because lesbians sometimes find me attractive. Today's comic is all about Lesbian Action.
For some reason, my boyish non-threatening looks seem to fair well with those of the fairer sex who typically prefer the fairer sex. I'm not complaining.
See, I don't mind and even find it flattering when guys hit on me. At the very least, I could make a living as a male escort should I come upon hard times (or is that, hard cocks?)
I attract scary large lesbian women who want to eat me. I also attract scary large older men who want to eat me. Unfortunately I go for small bi women and even more feminine bois who want to eat me. *drool* Your boyish non-threatening looks faire well with me.
I can't remember the last strictly-straight girl I've dated. They've mostly been bisexual, some even leaning more towards girls. How's that for my efemininity.
True, usually the ones who just got into it because it's goth or whatever, are those crazy horny bi chicks that just want to get done by anyone. lol I mess around but for the most part I'm pretty reserved about it.