tonalwar 2005-05-18 08:42:42 ET so last night, this sergeant came up to me after we both got done running at the rail head. he asked "so are you getting ready for Drill Sergeant school? thats what i'm doin out here running this late" I guess i look like a drill sergeant candidate! thats badass!! because thats exactly what i want to do!!!

SubSonik 2005-05-18 08:45:29 ET go for it man

Apollyon Gabriel 2005-05-18 08:48:38 ET that's pretty cool... never hurts to try \m/

plasticity 2005-05-18 09:24:46 ET You sure about that? I mean, you know the statics right? High-burnout rate, highest divorce rate of any job, and I'm sure you realize the enormous responsibility. If thats what you want then nothing else will do, but it takes a very particular kind of person to enjoy being a DI/TI.

Mr Malcontent 2005-05-18 10:27:21 ET DOOOO ITTTT!!! FUCKIN HOOAH MAN, Kick some recruit ass. That jobs worth at least 3 divorces just to have it on your resume.

Falkirk 2005-05-20 15:34:03 ET I think I would actually like that myself.

dirtyaussie 2005-05-21 06:40:52 ET You can use that great line "I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!" and my all time favorite "now choke yourself."

tonalwar 2005-05-23 17:19:21 ET lol "with MY HAND!"

dirtyaussie 2005-05-23 17:45:20 ET You know they tried to get an actor to play that part, in the end the on-set advisor, who was a drill sergeant, played the drill-sergeant, he was just too good at it.

dirtyaussie 2005-05-23 18:08:57 ET Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

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