Scars & Rhymes
2004-03-14 19:38:30 ET

If all the world were paper,
and all the seas were ink,
if all the trees
were bread and cheese,
what should we have to drink?

I want a scar on my face. Once, awhile back, Fred, one of my training buddies, axe kicked me in the face. Left a real pretty cut below my eye, but it didn't scar. Maybe I'll have him kick me again?

2004-03-14 22:36:40 ET

aren't there better (perhaps less painfull) ways of achieving the desired effect?

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