My buddy Ethan has discovered how the RIAA & the MPAA can stop internet piracty once and for all. Don't call it piracy! No one would do it if it was called "fagotry" or "digital ass-hatery". The judges would say "We find you guilty of digital ass-hatery!" and you would say "Ah, man. Now I'll be known as an ass-hat for the rest of life. Boohoo."