I'm now going to explain a dating relationship that's going on with some friends. All names have been changed to protect those involved. Alfred is with Betty. Betty is with Alfred & Charles. Charles is with Betty & Diane. Diane is with Charles & married to Elvis. Elvis is married to Diane but is trying to also get with Frances. I do hope, however, that Frances is not into this polyamory thing because I am now "with" Frances and I am not into polyamory at all. It is at this point that my brain melts and leaks out my nose all over my nice shirt.