Anomalism 3-25.5 McBlast it again dammit!
2005-03-25 06:03:19 ET

A friend of ours Dropper turned up tues with all his weapons wanting to make some noise in the back yard zone of devestation. So we turned the old frig in the back to a fresh side and did just that for the rest of the day til dark and lack of ammo forced us inside. It was a very good day of shooting, the weapon stack availible to us included(ours and his) 4x .45 ACPs, 3x 9mm, 2x 9mm Makerov, 2x 7.62x25mm, and 1x.50AE Desert Eagle, and thats just the pistols. The rifles included 4X 8mm Mauser,1x 7.62x54 Russian, 1x 308 NATO,1x 30 06, and a couple 12 guage pump guns. We gathered every splodable or otherwise interesting to shoot object we could find (a car battery,a bowling ball, a starter motor,old brake pads,a dead ground hog and every beer can we could lay our hands on). I thought the ground hog was a little gross but I was out numbered there. We set up all kinds of run and shoot scenarios at the diferent targets and did a firing squad on the bowling ball (did you know they are full of cork? always wondered what was in them) Anyway while we were all laughing our asses off and acting like a bunch of dangerous hicks, ( while I am not a hick I reserve the right to occasionaly be a danger to myself and others, cuz every culture has its enjoyable componants)all these peddlers kept showing up wanting to shampoo my carpets or sell me frozen meat. It was kinda fun standing there with a 45 in a shoulder holster and another on my hip talking to a nervous pair of meat salesmen. The best part was when in the middle of thier spiel, Severity picks up the G3 and fires 20 308s into the fridge as fast as he could pull the trigger, they got a little nervous and started putting stuff back in thier van. The Desert Eagle was next and they were ready to leave. The de 50 is a monster of a gun, it destroyed everything we shot with it. All in all it was an awsome good time with only minor wounds sustained and very little loss of blood, can't wait to do it again.

2005-03-25 07:07:31 ET

I didn't know they still had meant peddlers! I bet it was like that scene in Secondhand Lions where the salesman pull up and the two guys are just standing there with shotguns like "Waddya want?"
You silly psycho, you.

2005-03-25 07:42:15 ET

sounds like an awesome way to spend an afternoon

2005-03-25 11:15:59 ET

I will take some pics of the fridge.

2005-04-07 05:58:34 ET

You know, that sounds like something I would do. That's great.

2005-04-07 06:14:11 ET

dare i ask why you had a dead groundhog laying around?

2005-04-07 15:11:35 ET

Rev= It is a brief but sad(for the rodent)story which goes" Dropper saw it grabed a gun and plugged it before anyone could object. Although the local rodent population is large and does occasionaly bushwack the unwary bikers, (hate to think what they do to the hippies, proly piles of skulls in some underground den), I still harbor no malice towards the woodland creatures. We did another shooting spree on monday and got pics this time. I won't have time to upload them till sunday.

2005-04-07 15:23:04 ET

Even groundhogs have to adhere to hippy hunting season.

2005-04-07 15:39:33 ET

Thats the trouble, out here I don't know anyone who pays attention to "hunting seasons".

2005-04-07 15:42:44 ET

well, hippy is always in season, during mating season though, there's a 2 per person limit, assuming anybody can brave the smell long enough to retrieve their kills. mating season tends to coincide with pot-harvest season, and phish concerts.

and i think groundhogs fall under varmiting season, don't they?

2005-04-07 15:44:41 ET

So occasionaly do deer.

2005-04-07 15:47:07 ET

that actually makes sense. deer can really mess up the landscaping if they want to. but at least deer taste better than groundhogs.

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