Anomalism 5-14.6 Damn campers!

Anomalous 2006-05-14 16:08:57 ET Spent most of the day up on the cliff at way point echo with the Anomalous security force (Lady Anomalous, Dr Hexagon, Severity) stringing barbwire fence to keep the twits from the park and campground of My land. Trouble is that they don't know or don't care that they are out of the park when they wander the cliff top to the old quary to get high. We are hopefull that old rusty cattle fence lace with libral amounts of coiled barbwire and many no tresspassing signs will deter them.

SubSonik 2006-05-14 17:43:40 ET and if it doesn't, start laying traps!

Anomalous 2006-05-14 17:45:11 ET Moohaha!

revshade 2006-05-14 19:55:39 ET a few bouncing betties should get the message across. maybe a decayed head or two on a pike.

turbo 2006-05-14 21:16:04 ET heh...hippies.

innerbeauty 2006-05-14 21:39:03 ET barbwire is NOT my friend...

turbo 2006-05-14 21:40:45 ET "i put barbed wire in my pants and do a celtic dance"

innerbeauty 2006-05-14 21:43:16 ET You haven't lived until you've had both your legs stuck in a barbed wire fence...at the same time.

turbo 2006-05-14 21:44:58 ET that does not sound fun. i was just quoting primus ;-P

innerbeauty 2006-05-14 21:46:32 ET LOL That actually involved cutting me out of the fence. That pair of pants was never the same again..

turbo 2006-05-14 21:53:41 ET that would just be all kinds of suck >_<

turbo 2006-05-14 21:53:52 ET wait... how did you get into this mess in the first place? d-:

innerbeauty 2006-05-14 21:55:31 ET It involved me falling into the fence, the fence BENDING and then kind of collapsing, and me being wrapped in barbed wire... Yeah.

turbo 2006-05-14 21:56:40 ET ...and why were you on top of a barbed wire fence?

innerbeauty 2006-05-14 21:57:09 ET No! I fell BACKWARDS into the fence.

turbo 2006-05-14 21:59:02 ET hmmm. /me makes mental note to never stand with my back to the top of a barbed wire fence.

innerbeauty 2006-05-14 21:59:38 ET I was moving away from a cow...

turbo 2006-05-14 22:00:59 ET holy shit. this story just keeps getting worse and better at the same time ;-P

innerbeauty 2006-05-14 22:03:33 ET Those that know me know that this is but ONE in a life of stories like this.

turbo 2006-05-14 22:04:10 ET i don't know if that makes you lucky or unlucky ;-P ha

innerbeauty 2006-05-14 22:05:40 ET It makes me... someone that lots of people don't like being around :P

turbo 2006-05-14 22:06:47 ET or lots of cows...

innerbeauty 2006-05-14 22:08:48 ET No, the cows all liked me. I was just worried about being shit on, and that's what caused the ENTIRE problem. Fortunately my cousin has strong wire cutters...

turbo 2006-05-14 22:20:07 ET mroooooooorrr...

squee! 2006-05-18 15:39:45 ET I hope it works out for you. Barbwire is scary.

skymoshingtrickster 2006-06-05 17:02:50 ET lol. Land mines. That'll stop em. :D

Return to Anomalous's page