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2004-08-27 07:16:25 ET

I AM 61% HIPPIE!
I am not a child of the 60ís but my heart is true to the cause, man. I realize that being a hippie is not just bell bottoms and tie-dye. It is also about the drugs and smelling bad, too!

I AM 64% EMO!
Well.. I've made the cut! Now I'll go buy some promise rings and knit myself a sweater.



Subject: The FUZZY PENISES in the BATHROOM and Other Business.
From: Mr. PINK, ASS Supervisor
To: All Employees of CRUNCHY HIPPO Inc.
It has come to my CHEWY attention that the BATHROOM has been SLOWLY LICKED CLEAN with FUZZY PENISES. I am tired of dealing with STICKY employees and their FUZZY PENISES. The BATHROOM is meant for FUCKING. It is not a BOOB room.
On a more BUMPY note, I would like to LICK all of you for the GOEY work you all did on the BLACK BOWL account. You should all be QUICKLY PUNCHED.
Also, be sure to welcome FAITH, the newest member of the LOLIPOP department. They will be a SLIPPERY DIRT to our family.

SOFTLY Yours,
Mr. PINK, ASS Supervisor.


2004-08-27 11:29:32 ET

I AM 35% HIPPIE!
I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60ís, man.


just cuz i wash.

i smoke just as much if not more than any hippie.

hippies are lame.

2004-08-31 07:26:34 ET

:-P

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