Bash.org
2004-10-15 05:33:13 ET

ya, i stole all these from Bash.org.. but theyre funny and deserve to be heard.

"i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

"<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

"<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?"

funniest one i think

"-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE"

heh..


2004-10-15 05:41:17 ET

THATS HORRIBLE! ROFLCOPTER!

2004-10-15 07:23:19 ET

haha.

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