| A Star Trek Christmas-poem! 2005-02-22 21:00:19 ET |
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'Twas the night before Christmas on the Enterprise-D,
On a routine short hop to Starbase 03,
With Data on duty in the command chair,
At Warp 6, the Enterprise soon would be there.
Just for something to do while the other crew slept,
He scanned where historical records were kept --
And with a blink of his eye and a cock of his head,
"Intriguing! Tomorrow is Christmas!" he said.
But no one was stirring, and he sought to find why,
And so he buzzed Geordi, who awoke with a sigh:
"Christmas? It's only an old holiday --
Now just let me get back to sleep, okay?"
"But is to wish Merry Christmas not human to do?"
And so Data wished it -- to the whole ship and crew.
Everyone on the Enterprise awoke from this clatter --
Picard rushed to the bridge to see what was the matter.
"What is the meaning of this noise, Mister Data?"
"Sir, is it not Christmas--?" "We'll discuss it much later!"
Just then Worf said, "Captain -- a Klingon Prey Bird!
Its hull has been damaged -- it's uncloaking, sir."
"On screen," said Picard, as the Klingon ship hailed:
"Federation vessel, our Life Support systems have failed!
A strange ship attacked us, inflicting the worst,
(though naturally, of course, we'd fired on it first)."
The Klingons beamed over, and the senior staff met,
To try and determine the source of the threat.
Said Picard, "Mister Data, an assignment for you:
Give all of these Klingons something to do!
They think it's the Romulans we should look for,
Get them all off the bridge, before there's a war!"
So Data departed, while the rest of the crew
Wondered: Romulans? Ferengi? If not them, then who?
Said Worf, "Sir -- disturbance on Holodeck Three!"
The entire bridge crew ran down there to see.
Roared Picard, "Mister Data, what the devil is this!!"
"Sir, I have taught the Klingons how to celebrate Christmas."
And so there they were -- on holodecks 3, 4 and 5
With synthohol, singing and Rokeg Blood Pie!
Soon the Big E was rocking with holiday cheer
Friend, foe, and family came from both far and near.
The Romulans showed up with some Romulan Ale,
The Ferengi brought goodies for free -- not for sale!
But a strange ship was coming, the captain was told,
With one crew member only, and a huge cargo hold.
Said the Klingons, "It's the strange ship that fought us -- attack!"
Said Picard, "On Christmas? -- Mister Worf, just hold back."
And then as the ship came into view,
Onscreen came its captain -- none other than Q!
He wore a white beard and a suit of deep red...
"Joyeux Noel, mon captain," was what Santa Q said.
"Tell those Klingons next time to not go so berserk.
You need good defense systems in this line of work.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be warping away...
Did you think anyone else could do this job in one day?"
"I'm sensing emotion," said Counselor Troi,
"Peace in the galaxy, Good Will and Joy."
And they stood on the bridge and watched Q take flight,
shouting,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!!"
---Author Unknown
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| I can tell how a man makes love... (Joke) 2005-02-21 10:02:41 ET |
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John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."
John says, "Well, give me some examples."
Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me."
"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."
Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"
John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
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| Stolen from a lot of people ;) 2005-02-19 13:04:45 ET |
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1. What does your Subkultures nickname mean?
A name I once found on a "fantasyname generator", I quite like it :)
2. Elaborate on your avatar?
It's two or three years old, but it's the only picture I currently have with my wolflences on, I just love them!
3. Who introduced Subkultures to you?
Nightshade, my ex-boyfriend and currently good friend :)
4. How many pictures do you have in your galleries?
Uh, I dunno, more than ten at least :)
5. What's your current status?
Hmm, on what ? Single, flirtatious, online, happy, awake ?
6. What are you wearing right now?
Black underwear, black woolen socks, dark blue jeans, a turquise(?) thick sweater. Silver neclase with the LOTR-ring, two silver bracelets that was given to me by my parents and brother, I never take them off.
7. What is life to you?
Something to enjoy and take care of :)
8. What is love to you?
Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all..
I have loved and do love a lot of people, and I don't regret it. There is only one person I regret having ever loved, and we have no contact anymore, thank god.
9. What do you hate most?
Rasicm, intoleranse, unjust things, childmolesters, war, when people hurt the ones I love..*grrr*
10. What do you love most?
My family, friends, my doggie, my work :)
11. What makes you happy?
Going into a trance at the dancefloor, I love dancing, I love walking my dog on the mountain, the sun, the night, stars, northern lights, my mums cooking, people who make me laugh, sex, books! I love reading!
12. Are you musically inclined?
Yup, I have played the clarinette and the bass-clarinette :)
13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that the person you love most doesn't exist?
Search for the rest of my life..
14. If you could go back in time, and change ONE thing, what would you change?
My selfconfidence when I was younger, not having bulimia when I was thin..
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
A dolphin or a black panther!
16. Ever had a near death experience?
Never.
17. Name ONE obvious quality you have.
Compassionate.
18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Sail away - David Grey
19. Are you happy today?
Yes, I beat my mum and my dad at internet backgammon, I talked to my two bestest friends and my current flirt ;)
20. Who will cut and paste this first?
I have no idea, alot of people already have this on their page :)
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