Know your ABC's!
2004-08-08 14:06:13 ET

So, here is a survey I did recently, I like to call it the "ABC...and so forth" survey, for obvious reasons. Note, I was in a rather odd mood when I took this so please, do not take some of my answers seriously, it is all in jest, good clean fun! Now I want everyone else to do it too, so you can be cool, like me, we'll start a fad! ^_^

A is for age: 22

B is for boyfriend: What do I need a man for, I have my cat....in other words, I have no boyfriend! Happy now? And I have no boyfriend by choice, not because I am afraid of germs!

C is for career: Well, it is certainly not working at Hot Topic for the rest of my life, which would not be very long if I had to work there more than a few years. Some careers I may be interested in: Graphic arts, Literary, mortuary work, and possibly something relating to crime, hopefully not the criminal aspect!

D is for dad's name: Joe

E is for essential item to bring to a party: A tazer or pepper spray in case anyone's attitude needs adjusting. Yeah, I don't have many friends.

F is for favorite song at the moment: "No 'W' " by Ministry

G is for good movie you recently saw: The Village

H is for hometown: Garden Grove, Ca but not for very much longer.

I is for instruments you play: None, I take part in most other creative activities though.

J is for jewel that you like: I have little interest in any particular jewels, perhaps black diamonds, and rubies are my birthstone.

K is for kids: You mean like the ones I have buried in my backyard? Just kidding, like I would bury corpses in my backyard,how cliche'.

L is for living arrangements: Still living at home, eh, it is a free ride and my parents are tolerable.

M is for mom's name: Cindy

N is for number of people you've slept with: You do not need to know this, it is not an essential life fact.
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O is for overnight hospital stays: None, I am dreadfully healthy.

P is for phobia[s]: Germs, Zombies, Zombies which spread germs, Germs which turn people into Zombies...and so on

Q is for quote you like: "Apathy will be the downfall of humanity, but who cares?"

R is for right, what's on your right: The mouse and one small speaker.

S is for say something, anything: Heh, Say Anything, that is the name of a crappy 80's movie!

T is for time you wake up: Whenever I damn well please.

U is for unique trait(s): Apathy, Creativity, Sarcastic at the worst possible times, Driven, driven everywhere I am! Wow, such a crap joke!

V is for vegetable you love: Lettuce type veggies

W is for worst habit: Feeling superior to other people.

X is for x-rays you've had: I have never had one X-Ray. Hmm, I feel like I am missing out on something.

Y is for yummy food you make: Oh believe me, I may make things, but they are never yummy!

Z is for zodiac sign: Cancer/Dog


2004-08-08 15:26:54 ET

A is for age: A little over 25.

B is for boyfriend: But I'm not gay, sorry to disappoint you ladies.

C is for career: Certainly I will find one at some point.

D is for dad's name: Don't exactly have one so far as I am concerned.

E is for essential item to bring to a party: Everyone one should know that is Guinness.

F is for favorite song at the moment: For the moment... I don't really know. Have any suggestions?

G is for good movie you recently saw: Golly, well I just watched Amadeus last night.

H is for hometown: Huntington Beach, and no I don't surf.

I is for instruments you play: I like the jews harp.

J is for jewel that you like: Just not a big fan of jewelry I supose.

K is for kids: Keeping that for later maybe.

L is for living arrangements: Lying on a floor while I sleep.

M is for mom's name: Mind your own business.

N is for number of people you've slept with: Never you mind that, refer to my last answer please.

O is for overnight hospital stays: Oh I don't think I ever have.

P is for phobia[s]: Please step away from the ape for he is claustrophobic.

Q is for quote you like: Quite a few to choose from, how about... "The universe does not have laws, it has habits and habits can be broken."

R is for right, what's on your right: Random stack of people's ID cards.

S is for say something, anything: Sooo... how bout them dodgers?

T is for time you wake up: Theoretically, about eight hours after I go to sleep, but that theory needs some work I think.

U is for unique trait(s): Ummmm... I am a delicate and unique snowflake... yes yes... unparalleled snowflakiness here I assure you.

V is for vegetable you love: Virtually all vegitables fit in my edible catagory but none really exist in the love catagory.

W is for worst habit: Whistling while I'm pissing.

X is for x-rays you've had: Xylophones... have nothing to do with x-rays but you could maybe make a neat one out of bones.

Y is for yummy food you make: I make good nachos, but you can not taste them cause they na cho's.

Z is for zodiac sign: Zippity-do-da-day I'm Done!!! Oh yeah and I'm a crapicorn.

2004-08-08 15:47:10 ET

A is for army, yes I am outnumbered.

B is for brains, yes more brains!

C is for the cadaver that seeks brains.

D is for drill bit lodged in fathers skull.

E is for elephant spreading stds throughout the zoo.

F is for the fame most won't achieve.

G is for girls, I love and hate them all.

H is for hormones, is there no control?

I is for insects chirping in the night.

J is for jesus nailed upside down.

K is for kindness rarely displayed.

L is for the Lochness Monster doctored photographs.

M is for monkeys flexing muscles.

N is Now

O is for ordinary people, hush.

P is for pornography as an appetizer.

Q is for queens robbing banks.

R is for ring, nothing on my finger.

S is for satan, what happened to the fear?

T is for teleports, take me there.

U is for used.

V is for various feminine terms.

W is for walrus in a thunder storm.

X is for marking the spot.

Y is yo car rolling down the hill?

Z is for zebra, half eaten by hyenas.

2004-08-08 16:35:43 ET

Tony: Heh, very amusing. I also admire your quote, it is quite spiffy. Why are there are stack of I.D. cards next to you? Whistling while you piss eh, hmm, I do not know what to say about that, um, neat? And I concur, your snowflakiness knows no bounds. Yes, what about those dodgers, right pesky they are, they could steal your shillings from right under your nose!
Terminal Low: Ha, I like the improvisation with the questions, I am in momentary awe of your creativity. And the Loch Ness monster is real I tell you! ~_^

2004-08-08 16:55:21 ET

gah! i'm too lazy right now. but i will post mine later ^__^. cancers are awesome!

2004-08-08 16:59:14 ET

I'm at work, that's why there are a stack of IDs next to me. And "Never Whistle while you're pissing." Is a quote from one of my favorite authors.

2004-08-08 17:51:19 ET

because copying and pasting is good:

2004-08-08 19:41:24 PT

up and down from a is to z. YOU MEANT ZED! YOU SAID ZED!

A is for age: 21z0r. in december i be 22z0r.

B is for boyfriend: tony!!!! X-D

C is for career: dont ever plan on actually having one.

D is for dad's name: real name john, goes by terry (his middle name's terrance...so yeah)

E is for essential item to bring to a party: this:

F is for favorite song at the moment: hocico - forgotten tears

G is for good movie you recently saw: probably the last good flick i saw was spider-man 2. damn i need to see another movie sometime soon.

H is for hometown: ill say l.a. cause nowhere else really feels like home to me.

I is for instruments you play: i am made from the wires of my synthesizer! :-D

J is for jewel that you like: that one blonde one that sings. yes! she's my idol. when i grow up i want to be exactly like her. im never sarcastic.

K is for kids: alien freak babies!

L is for living arrangements: staying with my family for now. tony you need to move with me to l.a. and stop sleeping on das floor! ;-P ;-D

M is for mom's name: diann

N is for number of people you've slept with: ill take this question literally for what it says and say 4. including janelle! ;-D ;-D lol

O is for overnight hospital stays: once when i was veddy veddy young.

P is for phobia[s]: none come to mind

Q is for quote you like: "the simple act of quoting someone is, in itself, quite unintelligent. and you can quote me on that."

R is for right, what's on your right: a wall....OF TOTAL DEVASTATION!

S is for say something, anything: so like this one time i was like totally like inside these pants and they were like running cause i was like running in them and we, thats like, me and the pants were all running out of the mall and then there were donuts and like omg i saw a rhino eating grandma!!!1112

T is for time you wake up: on work days, around 10. on non-work days...whenever the fuck im good and ready to!

U is for unique trait(s): i have pants. dont try to pretend you do!!!

V is for vegetable you love: onion, tomato, pickle, cheeseburger.

W is for worst habit: accidentally blowing up the moon. oh noes!!!

X is for x-rays you've had: had my chest x-rayed once i believe and im pretty sure thats it. they had to see if my boobs was growin yet!!....ok not really.

Y is for yummy food you make: i am the sandwich princess.

Z is for zodiac sign: im supposed to be a capricorn. ha! yeah right.

2004-08-08 17:59:39 ET

There's just something very funny about there being pink flamingos on Pam's page.



2004-08-08 18:07:02 ET

you are entirely correct, my friend!

2004-08-08 18:11:01 ET

LOL!!! I really need to learn how to do that stuff.

2004-08-08 18:12:33 ET

tony, if ya'z want i can pm j00 some code ;-D

2004-08-09 00:22:19 ET

Lol! Oh, you wicked, wicked bastard, you had better change my page back or you will face my wrath, Pam's terrible, terrible wrath, so terrible as to force me to repeat it twice!! Lol, how did you do this anyways, evil, evil man?! Lol, though I must say, I am rather amused, because when you think of Pam, you think of pink flamingos! Look, I even admit it!! Feh, nevermind, I shall change it myself, I do not trust you! ::Eyeing you suspiciously now::

2004-08-09 07:23:52 ET

haha
the css code i put in my above reply changed the background here (-;

unless you know the code yourself there is nothing you can do!
mwahahahaha.
<cough>

2004-08-09 14:17:28 ET

Don't worry, it can only show up on the threads to your posts that he puts it on. And like he said it's from code that he put in his reply so if you were to get rid of that it will go away. Or at least in the future if he does it again then you will now how to get rid of it.

2004-08-09 15:34:39 ET

Lol, I really don't care, it is actually pretty funny, my other friends are certainly getting a kick out of it, this post will forever be known as the Pink Flamingo Post, it shall live in infamy!!!

2004-08-09 17:21:53 ET

will it also be worshipped by midgets???

2004-08-09 17:28:16 ET

By the way, check out the fad growing...

http://www.subkultures.net/IronAngel?readjid=1674752
http://www.subkultures.net/phaery?readjid=1674691
http://www.subkultures.net/Azmodan?readjid=1674174
http://www.subkultures.net/Picardy+Third?readjid=1674225
http://www.subkultures.net/The+Statutory+Ape?readjid=1673819

2004-08-09 18:19:46 ET

and another...
http://www.subkultures.net/vertigo?readjid=1674974

2004-08-09 20:42:36 ET

lol i love that pink flamingo background. you should keep it :P anyway, i'm working on that thing right now.

2004-08-09 21:01:21 ET

ok. finally did it!

2004-08-09 21:41:39 ET

Turbo: Yes, but than midgits worship everything I do, don't you know? :P
Tony: Huzzah, I started a fad, does that mean I am officially cool now? ::Looks all hopeful::
Lolli: Heh, everyone must love the Pink Flamingo bg! I should just buy a pink stuffed flamingo, put it on my bed, and let it be my lastest in joke! ^_^

2004-08-09 21:47:30 ET

oh yeah! you should definitely do that. cuz pink flamingos are kewl either way you look at it. and that would be so awesome...good inside joke.

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