2006-08-13 21:20:24 ET|
Please state your full name.
Wouldn't you like to know...oh, you don't want to know...well snap.
And how old are you?
How tall are you?
Black, soon to be black with a white streak, because I do not get compared to spooky female television icons nearly enough.
Green, Blue, Bleen, Glue.
What is your occupation?
I work at the largest most evil company in the world, their very name is synonomous with horror... Wal-Mart, bah, I spoke the name of The Beast!
What is your favorite color?
Black, like my humor.
Eh, whatever tickles me fancy at the time, low in fat and calories is a plus as well.
What is your most marked characteristic?
My sardonic biting wit.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
A (dark) sense of humor, someone who can laugh at dead baby jokes and won't hesitate to make cracks about Hitler.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
The quality that makes her not act like a typical woman, with all the drama, cattiness, and competition.
What do you most value in your friends?
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
The occasional bouts of sympathy/empathy that strike me...I loathe those.
What is your favorite occupation?
Zombie Pirate, you're a pirate, who happens to also be a zombie or mayhaps, it's the other way around, no one knows!
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Myself with enough money to do what I want, by myself, in Europe somewhere, with my many cats, various oddities, and absolutely no one telling me what to do.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Seeing myself as just another banal sheep, more than happy to live my life in a non-offensive, dreary, average way...ugh. *Shudder*
In which country would you like to live?
Germany or Japan
What do you dislike most about your appearance?
Can I make a list, it's seems to be something new every day.
On what occasion do you lie?
I need an occasion?
If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
A butterfly because no one ever suspects the butterfly, bwahahaha...
What is your most treasured possession?
All of them.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Managing to live to the ripe old age of...my age without either letting the weight of the world crush my spirit or succumbing to my sociopathic urges.
If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
Eh, I likes my family fine.
What is it that you most dislike?
Banality...honestly, it could be any number of things.
Which talent would you most like to have?
The ability to be able to tell people the exact date of their deaths because I am not feared and reviled enough already.
How would you like to die?
On a bed full of money with many beautiful ladies..wait, what was the question?
What is your current state of mind?
Content, Indifferent, Slightly Amused
And lastly...What is your motto?
" I shall stay the way I am because I don't give a damn."