2003-10-26 18:38:35 ET

TO ALL CITIZENS OF CALIFORNIA:

SORRY ABOUT LASER DISCHARGE. WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN. SORRY FOR YOUR PUNY WOODEN HOMES.


2003-10-26 18:44:12 ET

hahaha

2003-10-26 18:48:37 ET

Be careful you don't anger Herr Gröppenführer Schwarzenegger.

Get it... GROPEnführer... Eh.

2003-10-26 18:51:38 ET

Hahaha yeah I get it it's because he grope the women and they don't like him and he fuehrer because he take over Europe in name of Thule!!!

No... wait...

2003-10-26 18:53:37 ET

It's not a tumor!

2003-10-26 19:33:34 ET

ahhhhnold.
eh at least its not gary coleman...
wait...
arent we all supposed to love the COLE TRAIN?!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

2003-10-26 19:39:15 ET

If Gary Coleman was governor of California they wouldn't have these damn fires because Gary would Colemanate them!

2003-10-26 19:40:15 ET

Oh, it was your fault then?

I thought maybe god was angry at me because I'm Jewish and eat pork, so he decided to burn down my house along with the whole state.

2003-10-26 19:49:07 ET

jenna jameson should be governor.
we would be so awesome if a porn star was gov....

2003-10-26 19:50:00 ET

I'd like to see her Public Service Announcements.

2003-10-26 19:52:30 ET

*flashes boobs*

"FREE BJs FOR FIRST 100 TO VOTE FOR ME"

2003-10-26 19:54:25 ET

Votes for NeonDream :p

2003-10-26 20:35:50 ET

christ ... I gotta live here ...

a lot of people do.

2003-10-27 14:06:33 ET

haha i was pretending to be jenna...
hoping you caught that ;)

2003-10-27 17:31:50 ET

POLITICS HAVE OFFICIALLY BECOME SHOWBIZ BABY!!!

And isn't it so appropriate to have a showbiz-driven political climate right in the middle of TINSLETOWN?!!! HORRAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!!

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