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2004-06-01 22:48:04 ET
Do my ears deceive me? What is this knavery upon which I bear witness? Though art a fool and liar and shall have no hand in the manipulating the fine matters which are the cornerstone of culinary arts! And I, the artist, who with thy quick wit doth see your plot and bites thy thumb at thee! I know your plot and plan and that is that your goal is to get thine food for free! I run you down you good for nothing clown, impale you with my sword! And if impaling you with my sharp stick may seem trite the gay I assure you it is not! |
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