I've heard there was an earthquake in California. I really hope everything is ok but... I just don't understand you guys. If you don't want earthquakes then you can stop them quite easily with this tried and true method of mine. You see, the rumblings occur deep down in the belly of the beast. They signify geological hunger. And what else should we feed to the very depths of the earth if not... virgins?
there should be some kind of government program that gives families an anual stipend for having sacrificed their virgin children for Earthquake Protection.
"A strong earthquake shook the state Tuesday from Los Angeles to San Francisco, cracking pipes, breaking bottles of wine and knocking pictures from walls."