white stuff?
2004-01-14 13:59:33 ET

So, how about this snow storm? I think a mother-fucking-ass-load of snow is enough for today mother nature...thanks.

I was trudging down the unshoveled and slippery sidewalks on campus today and I came up with a list of things that really piss me off about (some) people in Michigan...

#1. Tanning.
It's cold 8 months out of the year here leaving about 4 months for people to prance around in their itty-bitty shorts, micro tank tops, and bikinis. They pay $40+ to tan practically year-round. For what reason?! So your nose can look nice and bronzed poking out from the top of the collar of your parka? Can't we all accept the fact that if you were born pasty you were meant to be pasty and cut down on the skin cancer statistics?
#2. Sport cars.
I noticed this little sport car trying to turn a car at an intersection earlier. The driver was hitting the gas and all the little bugger tried with all its might but only managed to make it about 1 foot in 10 seconds. I'm sure that after you spend most of your money on some fancy expensive sport car and who knows what the hell kinds of accessories it feels really great knowing you can only drive it 2/3 of the year. You'd better get yourself some nice walking shoes and a warm coat sweetie!
#3. "Fashion" snow boots.
Snow boots will never be fashionable. Ever.
Ooh, they're made by some fancy designer? I don't care.

2004-01-14 14:27:28 ET

Tanning, in my opinion, is one of the more dangerous body modifications. My body mods could hypothetically chip my teeth, get infected, or leave scars. Tanning leads to WRINKLES and SKIN CANCER. They look at me like *I'm* crazy...pshh.

2004-01-15 07:36:50 ET

I tanned for maybe 2 months four years ago when i was in high school. i went once or twice a week and it was just enough to give me a little color so i wasn't pale for prom so it really makes me wonder how much these people that are just dark dark brown go. everyday i'm sure. that's just terrible. i wouldn't want to look like an old leather bag when i'm 26y/o

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