Ants in my pants
2004-06-09 12:33:47 ET

I'm all antsy today and it sucks...a lot.

Had a lot of fun last night, tho. Went to go see Stan Ridgeway up the street from my house. Drunken stumbling distance...and drunkenly stumble, we did :P

I almost got into two fights yesturday. This, coming from me, is very shocking, as I am the most passive person I know. It's all Nesa's fault, I think :P The first were these two big black guys making lewd comments at me, which prompted me to tell them both to go fuck themselves.

The second, more entertaining, Loki stepped on this guy's feet on accident in the liquer store...someone a little bigger than him with an attitude like, "Someone smaller than me?! I'm gonna fuck with him!" Loki politely apologized which only got a "You stepped on my fuckin' shoes, dog." In response. Not to mention, who can take people pretending they're "ghetto" seriously. So when he came out, I shouted at him, "Why don't you buy cheaper shoes, you stupid motherfucker, instead of picking on people who are smaller than you? That's right, motherfucker, I'm talking to you! Why don't you come over here and finish the shit you started, huh? I could kick your ass and I'm a girl! Pussy ass sissy wimp!" At which point, he just got into his car and pretended he was going to run us over. So I told him to grow a dick. I mean, really. People who get that upset over their shoes ought to be driving something a little more swanky than a beat up old toyota pickup that's smaller than my fingernail.

It felt good to scare the shit out of that fool. That's what he gets for messin' with mah honey.

Jerk.

Anyhow...so that's my crazy story...yay.


2004-06-09 12:50:39 ET

Girl power!

2004-06-09 13:27:20 ET

o.m.g. I wish I could see video of this event. Especially the 'pussy ass sissy wimp!' part. w00!

2004-06-09 21:29:43 ET

Dude! You kick ass. You are my hero. Can I get your autograph? Man, I would have loved to have seen that--what a mental picture1 W00t! You go girl!!

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