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2003-06-09 10:47:37 ET ugh...I think I'm gonna barf...found out I was PMSing AND in withdrawel and nicofitting the whole time. MAN...if any of you ladies wanna quit smoking, make sure you know when you PMS, cuz DAMN. Anyhow...this crazy old lady came into work yesturday...man this woman was NUTS. She and her husband came up to the counter and asked for toilet paper, and I said, "Ok, just give me a sec., I'll be right there." So when I finished what I was doing, I went to go get the toilet paper, and another customer was gonna go into the bathroom. This lady chased him in there, and was like, "I was here FIRST!" and he goes, "I'm sorry ma'am, but you were way over there a minute ago." and she says, with her eyes bugged out...almost hissing, "I was waiting for MY toilet PAPER!" The guy and I just looked at eachother like, "oh my god, is this woman for real?" So he, kindly walked out of the bathroom, even though he was right, not her. As he was walking out, with that same wild eyed look, she whisper screamed "fucker!" She then turned to me and was like, "Can I have my toilet paper, now?" I said that I needed to get past her to the cabinet in the bathroom to get it out. She said, "Well, thank you for being courteous." But there was no compliment in those words...she was almost hissing, with her eyes wild, looking like she was gonna kick some ass. I was seriously afraid of this woman. She was vicious! Anyhow, so I get her toilet paper for her, and as I'm unwrapping it for her, she closes and locks the door, and starts getting her seat cover ready...and I'm all, "Uhhh...you're gonna have to lock the door again after me." And she mumbled something under her breath to the tune of "Oh, for fuck's sake." Like I'm gonna sit there and watch you fuckin' pee. Anyhow, so thats my story...time to go be crafty :] |
