2007-01-05 11:30:51 ET|
1) OMG I AM OBSESSED WITH NIP TUCK
2) As my friend put it about my salary: "You HAVE disposable income, you just... dispose of it very quickly".
3) I might have cancer!! WHOO!!
4) I have this change purse which is made out of an Australian toad which was killed, tanned, and then stuffed. It fills my heart with glee.
5) I'll steal your dreams, and control your mind. I'll also persecute the fools left behind. Did you know that the realm of the freaks is to solve the demise? I'll also ravage the poor who are blinded by lies.