Magnoylia

Hi, I'm Noy, 22 years of age @ Tel Aviv, Israel. I appreciate the finer things in life, such as a sparkling cup of coke with lots of ice and lemon slices. If i had lived in a perfect world: The weather would have never risen above 20 c degrees, normal awakening time would be range of 2000 to 2300, religion would never stand in the way of rationality. Bandwidth is to be unlimited and free of charge, rockstars would be those who can play decent rock, and movie stars would be those who have worthy acting skills. Goverment would be primarily efficient, rather then greedy and hypocritical, army would function on the grounds of safety and precaution, rather than politics and machoism. Leather and meat products would be available without the killing involved, and the national holidays would revolve around matters that actually make a difference such as 'laziness day', 'bless-the-pill-praise-sex week', and so on. anybody cares to join the battle of establishing that perfect world with yours truly?

!@$#@#&^*%$#&$%    2008-05-07 17:50:05 ET

Soooo Today is the Israeli national independence day, celebrating 60 years since it has been declared a legit country. I live in Tel Aviv which is basically the only sorda decent city in this country. the city council spent great deal of our tax money on stupid parades and stuff like that, and there is a street party in my old neighbourhood which is supposed to be sweet.. great deejays playing groovy sets on the main street, alcohol is probably being spilled there like waves at a stormy sea, as we speak. the original plan was being there, me, gal (the bf) and our lovely dog, Lunna. one happy jewish family getting drunk in southern TA. but fate had a different artistic program. Lunna got sick, she has been vomiting for 2 days now and seemed generally odd. so we took her to the vet this morning and it appears she has some unexplainable bleeding going on (lets just say she's not having anal sex anytime soon). the vet has sentenced her to a 5 day gradual fast, and when asked if we are aloud to take her out this evening, he strictly answered: no. so Gal went to work after all, and i stayed here with the dog. I feel shitty nowdays due to the fact it takes quite a while finding a decent job, and im not willing to compromise on certain stuff. i owe lots of money to the bank by now, position which i really hate being in, and still owe money to my former roommates. im not going to see a dime out of the first salary i'll get. the whole situation makes me feel like shit and i've gotta vent it somehow, so i pick on Gal. nothing serious, but still. i oughta be the perfect girlfriend or something. im trying my best not acting as a cunt, but then again, im only human. i dont have a clue where the line is drawn between those 2 poles. I know that once i'll find a job everything will be awesome. cuz everything besides us not having money is. im just scared that im getting too comfortable sitting at home cooking and bumming. that im looking for excuses to maintain this shitty status. i dunno really. hope not. :/ 2 comments

I am never drinking again    2008-05-06 06:21:29 ET

If i'd ever have to look for this post and use search by subject, i am never going to find it, am I? I would like to start by discussing the bizare need to exploit when getting things free. let me explain. Yesterday night an old friend invited me to a pub for a drinking session on his acount. sounds good so far, right? The trouble with things you get without working hard for is the tendency to take as much as possible before the source runns out. And so, i barely made it home, forgot groceries i struggled to purchase at the taxi, barfed everything solid from the begining of the week, and when woke up today morning - barfed all other things that are not solid + bonuses that are probably prohibited to describe. Honestly, my drinking urge is running out as years go by, so i dont drink much. but why is it that we forget the harsh side effects of alcohol from time to time and need to have constant like once a year or two reminders of how drinking too much can be no picnic? The only possitive thing is now i know that it'll be at least a year untill my next alcohol fiasco. Cheers. 15 comments