Ok, this...is disgusting...
2002-05-06 12:10:05 ET

Yesterday as I was taking a bath I realized one of my
plugs popped outta my ear. Well I have been slowly
stretching them and I had gotten my left ear to a 8g
and my right ear is a 10g. So I had to get out and look
for it. Thats when I realized it had been out all night.
So I looked all over my room for it and alas it was gone.
I asked Peter if he had any extra money so I could run out
and get an extra one. He had none...so I sat on the bed
thinking about what the hell I was going to do. Peter
started giving me ideas. i.e. : straws, drink stirs, paint
brushes. I needed a fix fast. ~DING~ Thats when I was like:
"PAINTBRUSHES! I GOT THOSE" so I went and got out my old
paint brushes washed them and cut off the ends. I figured
since I have been lop sided for a while that I might as well
go all the way and do both ears(my right one had an extra
earing stuck in) So I did it! yea I had two stupid paint
brushes in my ears(how hardcore is that). I went and
sat down on my bed and there was the plug on the floor...
so instead of taking out the one that was already a 8g, I
put the plug in my right ear and left the paint brush in.
Well here is the gross part...when you stretch your ears
you always get some crusty puss...My left one bled a bit
when I switched to the paint brush(how sanitary...if your
a piercer and your reading this don t freak out on me...
I m broke) Well its sticking out on both sides by about
2 inches, which means its been getting knocked aroung a lot.
So then it is really nasty and as I was sitting here
preparing to tell you all about it I hit it with by hand and
I felt it...squirt. I hadn t cleaned it since I woke up, so
thats what I did..and now I m going to go and take a bath
to soak it.

2002-05-08 19:09:19 ET

um. ow?

2002-05-08 21:20:38 ET

Thats what I said!

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