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Paganex 2008-07-09 09:24:40 ET I know its fake, but this was is just too awesome not to share with anyone...LOL. Who would have thought that the FBI issued ATM cards? Let alone did their banking in west africa? LOL

turbo 2008-07-09 09:36:07 ET wow...thats...transcendent

Paganex 2008-07-09 09:51:29 ET Wanna help me get the fundage? LOL!!!

turbo 2008-07-09 09:55:01 ET oh yes. we'll be oh so rich and no one will stop us. the fbi said so.

Paganex 2008-07-09 10:43:56 ET I am already counting the money....

revshade 2008-07-17 20:46:01 ET they do their banking in other countries so the other agencies won't be jealous of how much money they have. specifically, the irs.

turbo 2008-07-17 21:32:22 ET also, the anal sex

revshade 2008-07-17 21:36:11 ET the other agencies don't call them the fucking bumbling idiots for nothing.

Paganex 2008-07-17 21:37:23 ET Indeed.

turbo 2008-07-17 21:42:30 ET this calls for pineapple juice and jizz all around

revshade 2008-07-17 21:43:50 ET um.. mixed together and served with a paper umbrella?

turbo 2008-07-17 21:48:40 ET and how!

revshade 2008-07-17 22:08:10 ET it should be served in a hollow pineapple with a bendy straw.

turbo 2008-07-17 22:17:38 ET sounds delicious

revshade 2008-07-17 22:19:20 ET wait.. needs alcohol. bacardi? since it's pineapple juice and all.

turbo 2008-07-17 22:36:53 ET also nudity! all drinks need nudity!

revshade 2008-07-17 22:40:51 ET this is starting to sound like an asylum after-party when there's a pool nearby. depending on how drunk we are, a canoe is generally involved with viking hats and nudity.

turbo 2008-07-17 22:43:59 ET i am down for some viking pillaging

revshade 2008-07-17 22:45:59 ET the only pillaging involved was raiding any liquor within 50 feet, with our 'swords' waiving threateningly.

turbo 2008-07-17 22:46:33 ET .... ok nevermind now it just sounds like seattle d-:

revshade 2008-07-17 22:47:25 ET lies! it's too damned cold up north to do that during the winter, when it's between 40 and 70 degrees.

turbo 2008-07-17 22:51:42 ET eh...larpers do amazing things d-:

revshade 2008-07-17 22:52:30 ET we are not larpers. we are alcohol-altered rivetheads.

turbo 2008-07-17 23:21:30 ET ... so..larpers?

revshade 2008-07-17 23:24:15 ET i've never larped in my life. those people are worse than nerds.

turbo 2008-07-17 23:56:53 ET yeah...and they're everywhere here...i swear one could have larping as a 'lifestyle choice' in seattle and be making 80k a year simultaneously. it's sort of unsettling.

revshade 2008-07-17 23:58:07 ET almost as unsettling as furries, or those plushies.

turbo 2008-07-18 11:24:02 ET mmm...plushies...

Paganex 2008-07-18 16:33:03 ET Furries will take over the world, just you watch.

turbo 2008-07-18 18:19:57 ET this is disturbingly true.

revshade 2008-07-18 21:21:34 ET i'll just use my zombie survival kit against the furries. don't worry, there's enough shotguns and machetes to go around. not enough grenades though. those are my precious, precious babies.

turbo 2008-07-18 21:49:24 ET mmm grenades

revshade 2008-07-18 22:01:59 ET no! my pretty precious. preeciousss.

turbo 2008-07-18 22:03:56 ET too bad.

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