Coolest Email EVER!!!
2008-07-09 09:24:40 ET

I know its fake, but this was is just too awesome not to share with anyone...LOL.

Who would have thought that the FBI issued ATM cards? Let alone did their banking in west africa? LOL

2008-07-09 09:36:07 ET


2008-07-09 09:51:29 ET

Wanna help me get the fundage? LOL!!!

2008-07-09 09:55:01 ET

oh yes. we'll be oh so rich and no one will stop us. the fbi said so.

2008-07-09 10:43:56 ET

I am already counting the money....

2008-07-17 20:46:01 ET

they do their banking in other countries so the other agencies won't be jealous of how much money they have. specifically, the irs.

2008-07-17 21:32:22 ET

also, the anal sex

2008-07-17 21:36:11 ET

the other agencies don't call them the fucking bumbling idiots for nothing.

2008-07-17 21:37:23 ET


2008-07-17 21:42:30 ET

this calls for pineapple juice and jizz all around

2008-07-17 21:43:50 ET

um.. mixed together and served with a paper umbrella?

2008-07-17 21:48:40 ET

and how!

2008-07-17 22:08:10 ET

it should be served in a hollow pineapple with a bendy straw.

2008-07-17 22:17:38 ET

sounds delicious

2008-07-17 22:19:20 ET

wait.. needs alcohol. bacardi? since it's pineapple juice and all.

2008-07-17 22:36:53 ET

also nudity! all drinks need nudity!

2008-07-17 22:40:51 ET

this is starting to sound like an asylum after-party when there's a pool nearby. depending on how drunk we are, a canoe is generally involved with viking hats and nudity.

2008-07-17 22:43:59 ET

i am down for some viking pillaging

2008-07-17 22:45:59 ET

the only pillaging involved was raiding any liquor within 50 feet, with our 'swords' waiving threateningly.

2008-07-17 22:46:33 ET

ok nevermind now it just sounds like seattle d-:

2008-07-17 22:47:25 ET

lies! it's too damned cold up north to do that during the winter, when it's between 40 and 70 degrees.

2008-07-17 22:51:42 ET

eh...larpers do amazing things d-:

2008-07-17 22:52:30 ET

we are not larpers. we are alcohol-altered rivetheads.

2008-07-17 23:21:30 ET


2008-07-17 23:24:15 ET

i've never larped in my life. those people are worse than nerds.

2008-07-17 23:56:53 ET

yeah...and they're everywhere here...i swear one could have larping as a 'lifestyle choice' in seattle and be making 80k a year simultaneously. it's sort of unsettling.

2008-07-17 23:58:07 ET

almost as unsettling as furries, or those plushies.

2008-07-18 11:24:02 ET


2008-07-18 16:33:03 ET

Furries will take over the world, just you watch.

2008-07-18 18:19:57 ET

this is disturbingly true.

2008-07-18 21:21:34 ET

i'll just use my zombie survival kit against the furries. don't worry, there's enough shotguns and machetes to go around. not enough grenades though. those are my precious, precious babies.

2008-07-18 21:49:24 ET

mmm grenades

2008-07-18 22:01:59 ET

no! my pretty precious. preeciousss.

2008-07-18 22:03:56 ET

too bad.

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