T'was the night before Chistmas
2002-12-11 16:55:27 ET

Night Before X-mas( the other version)

T'was the night before Christmas
And all throught the house,
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse
And Dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung from my piece
To see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick,
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of Hell,
I knew in a flash
The fucker had fell.

He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart,
The son-of-a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight,
Piss on you all

2002-12-11 16:59:30 ET

ahhh you stole it from me..hehehe..awww damn..i was gonna put that up xmas day...i put that poem in every xmas card i give to my friends :)

2002-12-11 17:16:12 ET

yeah.. I've known that since I was 7, my parents would make cards with that to send it out to their friends...

2002-12-15 06:05:45 ET

nice parents.. i heard that last year when i was in ottawa away for the season..

2002-12-16 17:13:46 ET


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