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2002-12-11 16:55:27 ET T'was the night before Christmas And all throught the house, Everybody felt shitty Even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse And Dad smoking grass, I'd just settled down For a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my piece To see what was the matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment It must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney Like a bat out of Hell, I knew in a flash The fucker had fell. He filled all our stockings With pretzels and beer, And a big rubber dick For my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney With a thunderous fart, The son-of-a bitch Blew the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight, Piss on you all |
