|Red ROBOT update.|
2002-09-20 14:31:52 ET
Red Robot is LOOKING for HOME on EARTH PLANET.
RED ROBOT think good place is ABANDONED INDUSTRIAL FACTORY. FACTORY has EQUIPMENT for powering up FUEL CELL!
DO FOLLOWERS have better PLACE, ASk RED ROBOT?
|RED ROBOT lack of|
2002-08-30 05:15:55 ET
RED ROBOT not update because RED ROBOT not EXECUTING plans.
RED ROBOT think SLAVES not DOING job of GIVING RED ROBOT KRUSHING KONTENT.
RED ROBOT take vacation now. RED ROBOT on STAND BY mode.
|RED ROBOT PICTURES|
2002-08-22 15:17:56 ET
SLAVE-ARSENIC has provided RED ROBOT with INTERNETSPACE for PICTURES aquired at INTER-GALATIC MEETING.
REDROBOT has ALSO PICTURES of NEW WEAPONS!!!!
HERE ARE PICTURES
|RED ROBOT QUIZ.|
2002-08-09 01:44:13 ET
STOLEN FROM BEEP.
1. [Spell your name backwards] TOBOR DER
2. [Where do you live?]: GALACTIC OUTPOST, #4, HANGER F
3. [Describe yourself in 4 words]: RED ROBOT KRUSH HU-MAN
4. [Who/WHAT is your worst enemy?]: Hu-MAN
5. [If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: RED ROBOT like hu-man slave.
6. [What is the latest you've ever stayed up:] RED ROBOT DOES NOT SLEEP!!!!!
9. [Wallet]: No Wallet only BANKS
10. [Brush]: RED ROBOT HAS NO HAIR, iS RED.
11. [Toothbrush]: KOMPRESSOR says BRUSH YOUR TEETH
12. [Jewelry worn daily]: DONUT RING taken from LA, EARTH.
13. [Pillow cover]: RED ROBOT DOES NOT SLEEP!!!!
14. [Blanket]: RED ROBOT DOES NOT SLEEP!!!!
15. [Coffee cup]: RED ROBOT uses SWIMMING POOL for DRINKS
16. [Sunglasses]: DARK-Yellow EYE Shade
17. [Underwear]: NO
18. [Shoes]: KRUSHING
19. [Handbag]: MODIFIED MARTIAN SUBMARINE
20. [Favorite top]: NO
21. [Favorite pants]: NO
22. [Cologne/Perfume]: OIL
23. [CD in stereo right now]: RED ROBOT does not DANCE, like KOMPRESSOR
24. [Tattoos]: ONLY MODEL NUMBER
25. [Piercings]: NO
26. [Wearing]: ONLY RED ARMOR
27. [Hair]: RED ROBOT HAS NO HAIR, iS RED!
29. [In my mouth]: SPEECH SYNTHESIZER
30. [In my head]: RED ROBOT massive CPU, a neural-net PROCESSOR
33. [Talking to]: SLAVES
34. [Eating]: nothing.
35. [Do you like candles]: NO
36. [Do you like hot wax]: Only for KRUSHING
37. [Do you like incense]: WHAT?
38. [Do you like the taste of blood]: YES
39. [Fetishes]: Galactic CRABS
40. [If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?] EVERYONE.
41. [Person you wish you could be with right now]: RED ROBOT model # 520385.29b
42. [What/Who is next to you]: Slaves, ROBOT seat,
43. [What do you want done with your body when you die]: CANNOT COMPUTE, RED ROBOT DOES NOT DIE.
44. [Do you believe in love]: only KRUSHING
45. [Do you believe in soulmates]: only KRUSHING
46. [Do you believe in love at first sight]: only KRUSHING
47. [Do you believe in Heaven]: only KRUSHING
48. [Do you believe in forgiveness]: only KRUSHING
49. [Do you believe in God]: only KRUSHING
50. [What's something that you wish people would understand]: THEY MUST BOW TO RED ROBOT
51. [What's something you wish you could understand better]: RED ROBOT KNOW ALL
52. [What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: RED ROBOT KRUSH ALL HU-MAN.
2002-08-08 09:21:27 ET
RED ROBOT has problem! REDROBOT PHOTOCAPTURE device is not FUCTIONING!
RED ROBOT will have to take back to RETAIL outlet in other GALAXY when RED ROBOT gets chance.
RED ROBOT has sighted better DESTRUCTION equipment from space pirates. RED ROBOT will use technology to make photos and have PHOTOS sent by shuttle to RED ROBOT after return to REDBASE.
SHUTTLE will then be DESTROYED to avoid SHIPPING CHARGES!!!
NEW WEAPONS WILL HELP RED ROBOT IN HU-MAN DEFEAT!!!
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