Beware the Satanic Kitty!
2002-09-05 15:51:37 ET

Memepool finds some truly hilarious stuff!

2002-09-05 15:55:54 ET

awww, i think you sent them over their bandwidth. they are down.

2002-09-05 19:15:14 ET

Some excerpts, then:

"Are cats for true Christians?
Is it appropriate for a Christian to own a cat, in light of their past pagan religious affiliation and the medical information that is now coming to light? -J.R., U.S.A.....

"There are numerous reasons why a loyal dedicated servant of God should use his Bible-trained conscience to arrive at a proper understanding of why cats are not advisable as pets or companions for Christians."

"The Bible does not say that cats were not present at Herod's birthday party when John the Baptist was beheaded."

"Since cats were associated with the devil, could we as faithful and dedicated servants of God therefore contaminate ourselves by exposure to a 'living symbol' of satanic incarnation? How would this reflect on God's name and that of his visible, earthly organization? Would we want to be linked with a symbol of Satan, the 'god of this beastly system of things'?"

And here's the most howlingly funny sentence of the whole article:

"Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: coughing up fur balls, licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus, the conducting of its unholy business under the cover of the darkness of night, and so on."

2002-09-05 20:04:27 ET


the site is back up, i'll have to check it out when i get a few spare moments.

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