it just...popped in there.

2008-04-19 02:13:47 ET i've got hiccups and also have to throw up and also am brushing my teeth all at the same time. this is going to turn out about as well as when ray tried to not think of anything. also, would someone PLEASE FUCK ME ALREADY? 1 comment

ALERT ALERT ALERT

2008-04-14 00:43:38 ET THIS JUST IN: THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN SHOT. MR. LINCOLN HAS BEEN SHOT. PLEASE REMAIN CALM. THE DOCTORS ARE DOING ALL THEY CAN. THIS JUST IN: PRESIDENT LINCOLN IS A CYLON. PRESIDENT LINCOLN MUST BE SHOT. SHOOT ANY PRESIDENT LINCOLN YOU SEE. HE IS HATTED AND DANGEROUS. WATCH OUT FOR THE BEARD. YOU HAVE YOUR MISSION, SOLDIER. AND NO, THAT ISN'T A MISSPELLING OF 'HATED'. 'HATTED' AS IN 'HAS A FUCKING HAT, YOU BOOKSMART FUCK. BACK OFF MY GIRTS 'FO' I BREAK YO' FACE, PUNK.' 4 comments

2007-10-26 00:12:59 ET HEY, HOW'S EVERYONE OUT IN INTERNETLAND DOIN'? HUH? AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? 3 comments

2007-07-13 23:54:53 ET You're all abysmal. I love everything. 4 comments

I'll never watch Scrubs

2007-05-03 09:47:58 ET And, aside from Zach Braff, this is why: When did they lower the age to work in a hospital to "Typical Teenager"? 6 comments

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