It contains the hollow secrets.
2006-02-26 20:11:26 ET

Within the moon is a fear humans cannot yet comprehend.

They will soon be forced to, as each full moon grants the Moonicorns insight into the fragile intelligence strewn across the globe's harmless surface.

2006-02-26 20:12:10 ET

welcome to the asylum

2006-02-26 20:20:45 ET

Welcome to SK

*touches you*

2006-02-26 20:22:06 ET

The skin of a moonicorn is rough, molten, electric, and entombed with fearticks. The touch of a human is a conscious but final decision.

2006-02-27 03:42:47 ET

Welcome to SK. You're kind of crazy.

Get in the van. >:O

2006-02-27 04:54:13 ET

I will feast upon your pancreas.

2006-02-27 05:51:17 ET

Welcome to the ward.
Mmmm. Pancreas.

2006-02-27 05:53:21 ET


2006-02-27 11:56:25 ET

you can't pull the wool over my eyes!

2006-02-27 12:29:57 ET

There need not be any wool for the hooves covering your eyes will efficiently cover them.

2006-02-27 13:19:46 ET

Mattholck has met his match.

Welcome and stuff.

2006-02-27 13:22:33 ET

Your human comparisons are lost on my highly superior brain.

2006-02-27 13:28:42 ET

2006-02-27 13:42:51 ET

ya know if you add the letter "R" to the name... hmmm...

2006-02-27 13:47:39 ET

they are insolent little imposters. Much like Gryfin.

2006-02-27 13:50:03 ET

i'm still trying to figure out if you are a horse type... cause if you are then i must eat you.
nothing personal, it's just part of being a gryfin...

2006-02-27 13:51:17 ET

Horses are filthy Earth creatures. Moonicorns are born from the lunar surface and are unrelated, and your children will be turned into glue for such an accusation.

2006-02-27 13:52:40 ET

they already are glue...
ya lunartic...

2006-02-27 13:54:31 ET

Let he who is without pun cast the first moonstone.

2006-02-27 18:07:53 ET

welcome to SK.

*casts the first moonstone*

2006-02-27 18:09:06 ET

I can't think of a pun for hooves. I feel so...behooved

2006-02-27 22:08:14 ET

Hovering above your bed he will glare.

2006-02-27 22:09:15 ET

What the fucking shit is that thing? Things like that shouldn't be allowed to have wings. Jesus. That's cruel.

2006-02-27 22:11:13 ET

The physical manifestation of your secret lusts, fears, joys, hopes and expectations.

2006-02-27 22:18:45 ET

That's the physical manifestation of my secret lusts, fears, joys, hopes and expectations. Except for fears...maybe if you add a knife. Knives are sharp.

Mostly lusts, hopes, and expectations though.

2006-02-27 22:20:10 ET

Mmmmmm. Irradiated

2006-02-27 22:23:53 ET

The glow adds extra flavor.

2006-02-27 22:25:58 ET

it reminds me of a sweet baby bunny... like the kind from donnie darko...

2006-02-27 22:26:24 ET

What you taste with your tastebuds, a moonicorn tastes with its charisma.

2006-02-27 22:26:49 ET

"What's "feces"?"
"Baby mice."

2006-02-28 01:35:53 ET

I think it was a moth

2006-02-28 02:52:55 ET

i concur Cowboy....a moth big enough to serve for a small family's dinner.

2006-02-28 06:36:06 ET

your mom serves a small dinner.

2006-02-28 06:58:34 ET

A moth big enough to freeze your winnebago!

2006-02-28 12:19:45 ET

A moth with enough intellectual capacity to not use 'your mom' lines.

2006-02-28 15:53:38 ET

your mom has enough itellectual capacity to not use 'your mom' lines!

2006-02-28 15:58:01 ET

What do they call your mom holding a pistol? Gun ho!

2006-02-28 22:40:12 ET

In bed!

2006-03-01 06:05:55 ET

your mom is intellectual capacity enough to freeze your winnebago holding a pistol In bed.

2006-03-01 07:04:05 ET

(is stunned)

2006-03-02 21:50:12 ET


2006-03-02 21:51:38 ET

The human condition is constant confusion.

2006-03-02 21:54:06 ET


2006-03-02 21:58:44 ET

Sometimes you'll get a can or a boot instead of a fish. They are worth 0 bells.

2006-03-03 00:00:46 ET

How many is a corpse worth?

2006-03-03 01:49:35 ET

I usually send a tire or boot to a friend in the mail. THey like it!

2006-05-12 07:59:14 ET

Late as this is, but given all necessary proof, I can safely say I have the biggest crush on your brain.

2006-05-12 11:35:07 ET

The truth is undeniable

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