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2025-12-13 01:06:58 ET ok so this was absolutely fucking incredible from start to finish to such an extent that i think i'll watch the whole thing at least a 2nd time. wow. if this is any indication of gamestop's current direction, i would say the company is absolutely poised for a comeback. seriously. that is if the CEO doesn't end up shot by some other big tech CEO hitjob after he allowed this whole-ass thing to happen. someone hurry up and employ me so i can start giving gamestop my money again.

2025-12-11 00:25:52 ET ALL THE F(SH)ARTS 2 comments

2025-12-06 12:29:39 ET holy ever loving fucking shit i am beyond sick of harbor freight commercials on youtube. what the hell even is this company? in all my various travels and places lived i have never ever ever ever even remotely heard of nor seen a harbor freight store or a harbor freight anything anywhere in my life. and then suddenly this year entirely out of nothing this company shows up entirely out of nowhere with the most relentless ad campaign in the history of mankind just acting all like "hey we're harbor freight and we're not going to introduce ourselves or anything, instead we're just going to come right out the gate acting like we somehow have had 5 million stores for centuries now and you've always known and loved us and we're just like all the other stores and here's our totally normal ad campaign with the most annoying fucking theme song ever in an ad campaign but hey we've always been like that lol we're a totally normal company that you've always loved, right???" NO you fucking awkward weirdos. what the hell is wrong with your marketing. did some random VC investor you have suddenly decided you need to act like you're walmart while advertising roughly 500x more than walmart and yet i still have never seen a single one of your stores anywhere and i would have zero clue how to even go to one, let alone i would never want to go to one of your stores if they even exist and i could ever conceivably find one cause HOLY FUCK HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO BLOCK YOUR ENDLESS AND IDENTICAL YOUTUBE ADS AND WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHO THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU HARBOR FREIGHT NO ONE FUCKING CARES. •• thanks for coming to my i-don't-use-dumbass-sites-like-twitter-or-reddit-so-i-guess-i'll-post-this-on-this-dumbass-site-instead Massive Internet Viral SK Blog Notblog Entry™ 4 comments

2025-11-28 21:47:40 ET sup to all my fans on the slapbuckets.snot websitepage. i'm not testing another keyboard this time, neigh, instead i am testing a FYOHMYW L-SHAPED DESK ELBOW PAD,   ARM REST FOR DESK 2-PIECE ERGONOMIC WRIST REST WITH NON-SLIP BASE MEMORY FOAM ELBOW SUPPORT PADDING FOR COMPUTER KEYBOARD, OFFICE AND HOME (LEATHER) with the same keyboard as before going into my sex box one sex. so i don't see any utility for these things whatsoever as elbow or arm whatever-the-fuck rests but they do work as glorified and overengineered lower/mid-arm / wrist rests i guess. also they're not "L-shaped" as the product name says. i mean they have a lip on the edge for unnecessarily sitting on the edge of a table but i wouldn't really define that as making them L-shaped because it fucking does not make them L-shaped. so there's that. also they're not leather (loooool) they're some sort of shiny barely-pleather-ish material instead. though the insides does feel to be memory foam which also like... ok. it's memory foam. for reasons. in terms of functionality and / or comfort said memory foam is 100% pointless and serves no purpose in these that wouldn't be similarly or maybe even better handled by regular ass foam or gel but... here we are. i don't really know where to place my arms / wrists that doesn't feel some degree of awkward but i'm trying and i'm sure i could force myself to get used to these things with this keyboard if i wanted to. but i won't because i have a macbook and i'm only typing this into my xbox again cause amazon keeps sending me this stuff for free to review. i feel like these are the sort of thing someone else would like more than i do. one could also conceivably use them for spanking one's friends with. they seem as though they'd have a pretty solid slap-to-flap ratio for that use and they're padded enough that your friends probably wouldn't punch you in retaliation. though i dunno man these are your friends we're talking about, not mine, so your mileage may vary i guess. i am hopeful that this Black Friday will soon reach its final form of Brown Frinight 💩 i give the FYOHMYW NOT-AT-ALL-LEATHER JUST-WRIST-AND/OR-LOWER-ARM DEFINITELY-NOT-FOR-ELBOWS-OR-WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-ELSE-THE-AMAZON-PRODUCT-NAME-SAYS-THAT-MAKES-ZERO-SENSE SLIGHTLY AWKWARD SUPPORT PADDING FOR COMPUTER KEYBOARD, OFFICE AND HOME a score of "i'm-not-sure-if-this-is-going-to-prevent-carpal-tunnel-or-rapidly-create-it" out of 10. remember to spank your friends before Brown Frinight happens. don't be gross. 2 comments

2025-11-27 15:12:24 ET i’m taking my 2nd thanksgiving day shit and i’ve barely eaten a thing yet! today is going to be a day!

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