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2026-01-24 21:28:13 ET probably just some synchronous combination of whatever i ate earlier plus the specific underwear-pants combo i'm wearing today plus the exact angle i was sitting on this specific chair but incredibly and much to my joy i had a fart a little bit ago that sounded exactly like a BOAT HORN.

2026-01-23 11:38:24 ET guys i have pooped and it smells pretty bad! this post brought to you by Microsoft® Edge™ Mobile

2026-01-22 14:52:36 ET please pay more attention to the below entry as opposed to this one, as that one features a link to my new DJ mix and also poop, however i felt inclined to come here to denote that i am now switching to using SK exclusively on fucking microsoft edge on mac OS because: a. i refuse to use or even download chrome ever cause chrome has, for ages, been an absolute bloatpile of fuck, not to mention fuck google and all their invasive built-in spyware bullshit six ways from sunday. b. edge, at least on mac (i can't speak for the even-worse dumpsterfire that is windows these days) is really quite lightweight and snappy. c. to call "safari 26" (along with everything else Apple 26 Tahoe Deluxe™ associated) an absolute unmitigated trainwreck at this point would be the understatement of the year. while i am still using safari primarily as my default browser just cause i've used it fucking forever and don't feel like entirely migrating out of it... yet... safari basically now acts like an OG xbox loading morrowind when just trying to load fucking SK and i am 1,000% over it. so hello to my new SlubKrapperz.Buttz experience Sponsored By Microshart™

2026-01-21 00:00:43 ET • I AM NOT POOPING (YET) • I JUST RELEASED A NEW DJ MIX THAT YOU CAN GO GET NOW (I WAS NOT POOPING WHILE RECORDING IT EITHER I PROMISE) • DO NOT WORRY, I WILL STILL LET YOU ALL KNOW WHEN I AM POOPING. [important next-day update] • GOOD MORNING I’M POOPING

2026-01-16 02:53:02 ET hello boys and girls and boys! while tonight's poop had a little bit of Sharty Squirties™ towards the end of it, most of the poop was too damn sticky and thick and just a rather lackluster, slow, and stupid experience as a result, however do not dismay, for earlier today i went to the parallel dimension where magical trevor sent the cow and i now have all the Sharty Squirties™ fuel i could have hoped for starting tomorrow. oh boy! (and oh girl, too!) <fart sound bottom text> 2 comments

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