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2025-11-28 21:47:40 ET sup to all my fans on the slapbuckets.snot websitepage. i'm not testing another keyboard this time, neigh, instead i am testing a FYOHMYW L-SHAPED DESK ELBOW PAD,   ARM REST FOR DESK 2-PIECE ERGONOMIC WRIST REST WITH NON-SLIP BASE MEMORY FOAM ELBOW SUPPORT PADDING FOR COMPUTER KEYBOARD, OFFICE AND HOME (LEATHER) with the same keyboard as before going into my sex box one sex. so i don't see any utility for these things whatsoever as elbow or arm whatever-the-fuck rests but they do work as glorified and overengineered lower/mid-arm / wrist rests i guess. also they're not "L-shaped" as the product name says. i mean they have a lip on the edge for unnecessarily sitting on the edge of a table but i wouldn't really define that as making them L-shaped because it fucking does not make them L-shaped. so there's that. also they're not leather (loooool) they're some sort of shiny barely-pleather-ish material instead. though the insides does feel to be memory foam which also like... ok. it's memory foam. for reasons. in terms of functionality and / or comfort said memory foam is 100% pointless and serves no purpose in these that wouldn't be similarly or maybe even better handled by regular ass foam or gel but... here we are. i don't really know where to place my arms / wrists that doesn't feel some degree of awkward but i'm trying and i'm sure i could force myself to get used to these things with this keyboard if i wanted to. but i won't because i have a macbook and i'm only typing this into my xbox again cause amazon keeps sending me this stuff for free to review. i feel like these are the sort of thing someone else would like more than i do. one could also conceivably use them for spanking one's friends with. they seem as though they'd have a pretty solid slap-to-flap ratio for that use and they're padded enough that your friends probably wouldn't punch you in retaliation. though i dunno man these are your friends we're talking about, not mine, so your mileage may vary i guess. i am hopeful that this Black Friday will soon reach its final form of Brown Frinight 💩 i give the FYOHMYW NOT-AT-ALL-LEATHER JUST-WRIST-AND/OR-LOWER-ARM DEFINITELY-NOT-FOR-ELBOWS-OR-WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-ELSE-THE-AMAZON-PRODUCT-NAME-SAYS-THAT-MAKES-ZERO-SENSE SLIGHTLY AWKWARD SUPPORT PADDING FOR COMPUTER KEYBOARD, OFFICE AND HOME a score of "i'm-not-sure-if-this-is-going-to-prevent-carpal-tunnel-or-rapidly-create-it" out of 10. remember to spank your friends before Brown Frinight happens. don't be gross.

2025-11-27 15:12:24 ET i’m taking my 2nd thanksgiving day shit and i’ve barely eaten a thing yet! today is going to be a day!

2025-11-26 22:12:05 ET having loud farts in the laundromat is easy cause it just sounds like one of the dryers is rattling a little bit extra for a moment and thusly no one notices. this has been a life pro-tip!

2025-11-21 22:15:31 ET greetings again citizens of the slubububbinz.farts website blog notblog social media viral sensation network. astoundingly, once again, i am not pooping at the moment. in fact i am testing out yet another fancy fuckin keyboard (free from amazon vine wowee) for which i am typing this entry into my xbox whilst using. this time around it is a <checks notes> Lenovo 700 Modern Wireless Keyboard, 2.4 GHz Dongle & Dual Bluetooth Connection, AES-128 Encryption, 36 Month Battery Life, Luna Grey. and unlike that last keyboard that was really kinda shit, this one is thankfully much less shit! also it manages to get around the xbox one s's dumbass lack of internal bluetooth capabilities by including a DONGle that shoves hard into the stupid xbox one sex's Universal Sex Bus port and forces it to behave and let the keyboard bluetooth itself through this tiny micropenis DONGle like comment subscribe. while this thing still isn't anywhere near as good as apple's keyboards that i'm more used to, it's definitely better than that last one that was a weird mushy mess - the low profile keys on this one actually have a reasonably low profile travel distance - not as snappy or minimal as apple's again but, hey, it's tryin! and i can type on this one without a constant comedy of backspaces and my nails fucking shit up. maybe i'll poop more later i might let you all know. for now i rate this lenovo keyboard a rating of: leyesvo! gonna give that other one away on craigslist i guess - i'm sure someone who's not me will find it useful. TAB SPACE POST. [update later from iphone™] i’m pooping! 2 comments

2025-11-20 10:03:49 ET NEW MOON POOPIO

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