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2025-06-30 22:30:44 ET now this is the shartpoop extravaganza i’ve been waiting like 2 weeks for. not that i haven’t pooped the past 2 weeks - of course i have. it just hasn’t been this poop. i feel like this has to be a positive sign from the universe. smells like a chemical plant explosion too. A++ all the way around.

2025-06-22 00:21:45 ET IMPORTANT UPDATE AFTER THE ENTRY BELOW THIS ONE. • ran out of zero sugar frosting, decided not to get anymore for right now. we’ll see how long i hold out. • ate some fuckin Little Caesars Pretzel Pizza™® with pepperoni to which i also added anchovies and pineapple because i like to have The Best Farts. • currently having ThickBoi RelativelyNormalTurds again. the turds are thickbois that is. i am not. i’m still taking off the few pounds of stress weight i put on the last couple weeks as i wait to hear from my attorney and the kid remains in kidnapped / abducted limbo by his insane abusive mother LOL LIFE U GUYZ OMG WOW. POOP OUT THE STRESS. 3 comments

2025-06-20 20:10:13 ET important recent discovery: pillsbury zero sugar frosting tastes fucking amazing and also will create days of endless barely controllable pure liquid shits and bloating when over-ingested as a means for mitigating life stresses. stress is losing the battle today but my colon is simultaneously winning and losing. taste buds definitely won overall though.

2025-06-16 20:54:58 ET decided to stick the dev / public / whatever-apple-is-calling-it-these-days beta version of LiQuId gLaSs mac OS 26™ on my aging intel (👎) macbook pro. • on first installing, the fan just blasted at full speed for like a good 20 minutes straight before finally settling down and now only having periodic and seemingly random outbursts. • everything (including typing this entry) is laggy as all literal actual heavenly fuck. given the UI is functionally little more than a modern sequel to the old aqua interface, i would say the amount of lagginess is surprising. i would say that, but in the post-steve-jobs era apple's increasing de-prioritization of optimization (which, frankly, sucks) makes this actually not particularly surprising. since it's the first fuckin publicly available beta, we'll see how long it takes whatever Good Apple Devs they still have left over there plus all the Google And Microsoft Literal Actual Total Retards they've inexplicably poached from those companies under cook's leadership to fix it so it's no longer this way. i'll certainly be sending them all the feedback. maybe they'll finally just hire me instead. • even the in-browser Subkultures® Old-Ass-Code™ UI of the text box i am typing this entry into, as well as the buttons and checky boxes, are now all showing up noticeably more rounded off at the corners than before. i'm actually pretty ok with this. it does feel more distinctly apple than anything apple has put out there since the aqua era. • the dock, while having a nice background effect in theory - most noticeable when moving windows around or behind it - actually looks quite fugly when it's just sitting there the 99% of the time one is using the OS otherwise. oh well, i'm sure they'll do something with it as this goes along. • the mouse cursor keeps randomly becoming huge for occasional moments under normal use - normally this is only triggered by rapidly wiggling the mouse cursor around, which i am absolutely not doing, so i am presuming it's down to the aforementioned perpetual massive lag. • the trash bin icon is....... actually WTAF is this? ... all that aside i do like the "new"* UI direction overall even if it feels like the team apple has pushing this stuff out these days is a shadow of what they had under steve. oh well. *"new" is in quotes because seriously it just feels / looks like aqua v2.0, not that that's a bad thing. also in response to every internet-tard currently riding the almighty engagement algorithm posting OmG iT'S jUsT rIpPiNg oFf WiNdOwS vIsTa all over youtube / twitter / whatever - you absolute geniuses do realize literally everything that windows vista was attempting to do visually was LITERALLY a half-assed (well more like 1/4-assed and even that's being generous) ripoff of various things mac OS X had already been doing visually for, like, a decade prior to vista ever showing up right? no, because you just started using a mac last tuesday and you're absolutely clueless? oh, ok. ...though i will say the lag on this beta version certainly is one thing that feels rather vista-like. LOL SICK BURN WINDOWS GOTCHU. time to go have a massive poop now. — [important poop update] the poop i’m having is, in fact, massive. 7 comments

2025-06-07 20:40:04 ET • somehow didn’t poop for the better part of 2 days • currently reliving the below entry👇 2 comments

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