THIS POST SADLY LACKS NOG

2018-01-05 00:24:28 ET so i'm temporarily using facebook for a social media advert consulting project - first time i've even logged into it at all in years. while logged in, i happen to see my brother's account. apparently he considers himself a "libertarian communist" these days and thinks the federal government should send SWAT teams after all legal cannabis businesses. i swear, the only purpose facebook and its algorithms serves, besides unethical relentless datamining, is making already uninformed people even stupider than they already were. i don't miss it at all.

I LEFT MY APARTMENT THIS MORNING...

2018-01-01 16:02:55 ET ...ONLY TO WITNESS THE AFTERMATH OF THE WORST CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY THAT I HAVE SEEN ALL YEAR THUS FAR.

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2017-12-21 18:09:43 ET

I MADE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AGAIN FOR A CLIENT RESEARCH PROJECT LOL

2017-12-20 02:08:46 ET 3 comments

twitter achievement unlocked!

2017-12-17 15:02:02 ET 5 comments

TODAY I WENT TO STARBUCKS AND NOGMAN™ ASSURED ME THAT THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS HAS ENDED.

2017-12-15 22:56:55 ET

DR. NOG = A++ IDEA. DO IT, FART, AND THANK ME LATER.

2017-12-11 22:58:03 ET

2017-12-10 02:09:02 ET

👍👎

2017-12-08 13:46:00 ET

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2017-11-30 00:20:19 ET 2 comments

MY THANKSGIVING TO-DO LIST IS READY TO GO.

2017-11-23 03:32:00 ET

2017-11-20 02:27:30 ET 2 comments

MY KID GOT A HAIRCUT YESTERDAY

2017-11-16 15:16:07 ET 1 comment

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2017-11-06 01:57:42 ET

a real gem from twitter

2017-10-30 23:38:17 ET

COLUMBUS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2017-10-09 14:39:24 ET 3 comments

TIM AND ERIC RETWEETED ME

2017-10-05 01:43:48 ET I CAN NOW QUIT THE INTERNET. BYE BYE.

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