2026-01-22 14:52:36 ET please pay more attention to the below entry as opposed to this one, as that one features a link to my new DJ mix and also poop, however i felt inclined to come here to denote that i am now switching to using SK exclusively on fucking microsoft edge on mac OS because: a. i refuse to use or even download chrome ever cause chrome has, for ages, been an absolute bloatpile of fuck, not to mention fuck google and all their invasive built-in spyware bullshit six ways from sunday. b. edge, at least on mac (i can't speak for the even-worse dumpsterfire that is windows these days) is really quite lightweight and snappy. c. to call "safari 26" (along with everything else Apple 26 Tahoe Deluxe™ associated) an absolute unmitigated trainwreck at this point would be the understatement of the year. while i am still using safari primarily as my default browser just cause i've used it fucking forever and don't feel like entirely migrating out of it... yet... safari basically now acts like an OG xbox loading morrowind when just trying to load fucking SK and i am 1,000% over it. so hello to my new SlubKrapperz.Buttz experience Sponsored By Microshart™

2026-01-21 00:00:43 ET • I AM NOT POOPING (YET) • I JUST RELEASED A NEW DJ MIX THAT YOU CAN GO GET NOW (I WAS NOT POOPING WHILE RECORDING IT EITHER I PROMISE) • DO NOT WORRY, I WILL STILL LET YOU ALL KNOW WHEN I AM POOPING. [important next-day update] • GOOD MORNING I’M POOPING

2026-01-16 02:53:02 ET hello boys and girls and boys! while tonight's poop had a little bit of Sharty Squirties™ towards the end of it, most of the poop was too damn sticky and thick and just a rather lackluster, slow, and stupid experience as a result, however do not dismay, for earlier today i went to the parallel dimension where magical trevor sent the cow and i now have all the Sharty Squirties™ fuel i could have hoped for starting tomorrow. oh boy! (and oh girl, too!) <fart sound bottom text> 2 comments

2026-01-14 03:00:59 ET GOOD NEWS you guys, i have successfully removed a bunch of POOP that was all thick and up in there so that NOW i can let out all the GIANT FARTS that were HERETOFORE stuck way up in there behind the POOP that i am about to FLUSH - BIG FARTS ALL NIGHT HAVE NOW BEGUN. 2 comments

2026-01-10 00:04:23 ET ~EXTRA FANCY~ ~EXTRA FANCY~ is what it says at the bottom. fuckin Santa Claus get your fuckin hand out of the way SMH

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