2025-09-14 02:09:40 ET

EPIC MIDNIGHT WOBBLY POOPS DISASTER PARTY


2025-09-13 00:26:03 ET

SHOOTY SHITS



2025-09-12 01:38:04 ET

HARD FARTS



2025-09-03 00:13:43 ET

not entirely positive but i think odds are quite good that as i type this post i am breaking my own personal Fart-N-Shart world record. maybe this is what that fortune i got at panda express a few days ago was talking about when it said i will gain a new sense of confidence this month. 💪💩💃💅🚽


[additional update literally 20 minutes later]

whenever i think i might be done Fart-N-Shartin’ it turns out i am not at all done Fart-N-Shartin’. right leg started to fall asleep but never fear i just shifted my seating position slightly. i am winning!

[additional update 48 minutes later]

i think maybe i’m almost done Fart-N-Shartin’. maybe. definitely a world record. big thanks to Pillsbury™ Zero Sugar Creamy Supreme® Chocolate Fudge Naturally & Artificially Flavored Premium Frosting.

C R E A M Y S U P R E M E ®

[additional update like 2 hours later or something]

nevermind still not done!




2025-08-28 16:35:16 ET




[update!]

later came sooner than anticipated! 😃😧😃




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