2025-11-03 20:53:07 ET another year-ish, another opportunity to compress and utterly destroy the fidelity of a new SeLfiE to make it fit into SK's dumbass 100k image file size limitation. for further pointless but related info, and to see this photo and a couple other equally no-frills shots from this morning in their full uncompressed glory, clicky tappy here.

2025-10-27 21:33:21 ET it’s… M O N D A Y   N I G H T which stands for M having massive thickboi shits tonight cause i ate fuckin kimchi last night 🆒😎 O N D A Y N I G updating this post a bit later again now because i’m suddenly having a second round of shits and this time the poops are not thickbois but are instead, in fact, liquidwomen. 🥬🥬🥓🥓🆒 H T 4 comments

2025-10-23 00:21:45 ET Amazon Web Services ?????????? more like A Wildpoopin’ Shit is happening right now wow! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😎💩🎅🏻🐝 HOLY SHIT SANTA LOOK OUT FOR THAT GIANT BEE 2 comments

2025-10-17 15:24:57 ET gained 2 pounds yesterday  🫷🙄 pooped out 4 pounds today  💪😘

2025-10-14 16:42:01 ET hello all of my thousands of screaming fans on the slabklucherz.buttz website. i have released a new DJ mix in case all of you wish to go download it and / or send me millions of dollars which you can undoubtedly afford because everyone on slabklucherz.buttz is a multimillionaire. big ballin slackbutterz.shitz website for ballerz. #InDaClub #PartyTime #OnlyBangerz #InsertSomeOtherHipPartySloganThatDoesntActuallyApplyToAnythingIDoMusicallyHere LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE

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