2026-06-03 19:45:26 ET on the one hand... while i don't presonally 'identify' as really anything, i am extremely grateful and honored to finally have a DJ booking again at this event at one of the oldest LGBTQLOLWTFBBQ (hell even the club night is called WTF, so there) venues in SF during the beginning of Hashtag Pride Month™® - and the flyer is legitimately bonkers in the best possible way and i'm a fan of whoever the hell made it. we gon' hit the spot we gon' drop the jams and every booty gon' drop like daaaamn. or something. oh yeah, the flyer: on the other hand... if i don't somehow magically come up with income and / or $1,350 in expendable funds otherwise by july 1st i will likely be evicted. um help? granted i know no one on here is in san francisco. or probably even not poor. or something. so all in all i have two hands and two somethings. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-06-01 00:40:06 ET just here to say how massively disappointed i am that the "cracker barrel 400" isn't a bunch of nascars driving 400 times (or miles. actually miles would be better.) around an actual cracker barrel parking lot - preferably one that goes entirely around an actual cracker barrel Restaurant And General Store™® and look i'm sorry for posting so much these past few days - these trying times just demand it. single-handedly keeping this site alive while literally no one cares. ✊ seriously though cracker barrel 400 fucking missed opportunity and disappointment of the century. do better, nascar. 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 3 comments

2026-05-30 10:17:28 ET hello happy weekend, just wanted to let you all know that dating apps persist in being the absolute literal definition of the phrase "total unmitigated dumpsterfire" ... uh 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe 2 comments

2026-05-29 01:39:19 ET 💁 i did not ask for late night poop. 🤷 yet here i am at 11:36 in the pm when i am usually well in bed by 11:00 in the pm but instead i’m over here not at all in bed while turds keep shovin’ out muh b-hole 🤷 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

2026-05-22 23:32:00 ET omg guys. you guys. i just BURPED and FARTED at APPROXIMATELY the SAME TIME. this is definitely not a pointless post and i am definitely not using the fact that this just happened as an excuse for continuing my stupid new page "design" with another post. nope definitely not doing th- 👍 like 👩‍💻 comment 🧑‍🩰 subscribe

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