2006-06-22 11:06:24 ET

Humanity: 1

Moonicorns: All other real and imaginary numbers added together

2006-06-22 11:23:37 ET

MMM Soda... how I lament..

2006-06-22 11:25:21 ET

Where do you find all of these things?

2006-06-22 11:34:26 ET

Garden State was intentionally quirky, and overly so.

2006-06-22 11:47:57 ET

It's soda.

2006-06-22 11:56:29 ET

2006-06-22 12:04:10 ET

i still prefer jones cream soda above all other varieties. that stuff is good, though.

2006-06-22 12:04:15 ET


2006-06-22 12:09:48 ET


2006-06-22 12:24:42 ET

In the early years of modern civilized culture, individuals prepared sparkling beverages using soda water and syrups. These individuals were called "soda jerks" and the beverage was called "soda".

2006-06-22 12:29:43 ET

I think I'll call them 'soda pops' so that we're all happy!

2006-06-22 12:31:21 ET

"I think I'll call them 'soda pops' so that we're all happy! :D" is the quote above that was deleted.

Actually that's worse. That's like calling hamburgers 'meat turkeys'.

2006-06-22 12:34:11 ET

I don't use emoticons.

I hate emoticons.

2006-06-22 12:34:26 ET

What the fuck is wrong with the comments?

2006-06-22 13:19:19 ET

emoticons are awesome! O-:<
i agree that the terminology "soda pop" is just wrong on every level. also, pop is a verb and a sound. not a beverage.

2006-06-22 14:32:47 ET


2006-06-22 14:48:40 ET

this conversation is very important!

2006-06-22 14:57:35 ET

But why the hostility?

2006-06-22 15:08:54 ET

because this conversation is also very serious. and not sarcastic. at all. by any means. evar.

2006-06-22 16:33:44 ET

We scored you guys!

2006-06-22 16:52:14 ET

then let the score be announced to all generations!
that they may know who won. and that the victor was not "pop".

2006-06-23 05:31:18 ET

I'm still going to say pop.

2006-06-23 10:18:12 ET

there are places you can move to and refer to it as "pop" and people won't know what you're talking about ;-P
i think pop must be entirely midwest-exclusive or something...

2006-06-23 13:56:46 ET

"Pop" makes me want to punch babies. >:O

2006-06-23 14:42:37 ET

i agree wholeheartedly. like i said, 'pop', by definition, isn't a beverage d-:

2006-06-23 15:49:48 ET

The Moonicorns dislike Chemical Magenta's choice greatly

2006-06-23 21:29:15 ET

i am drinking this right now:

note how it does not say "jones pop co. cream pop."
hahaha. cream pop. the ridiculousness!

2006-06-25 13:22:35 ET


2006-06-26 03:53:41 ET

That sums to zero.

2006-06-26 15:08:59 ET

We'll see about that, hot-shot. Moonicorn math is much more efficient and advanced.

2006-06-26 15:20:40 ET

Are you excluding the number 1?

2006-06-26 15:31:49 ET

Due to the moon's gravity being 1/6th that of your Earth's, numbers are all worth 6 times as much on the moon, including zero and one. Also, on the moon, 0 multiplied by 6 is 1,000,000.

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