2006-06-22 11:06:24 ET
Moonicorns: All other real and imaginary numbers added together
2006-06-22 11:23:37 ET
MMM Soda... how I lament..
2006-06-22 11:25:21 ET
Where do you find all of these things?
2006-06-22 11:34:26 ET
Garden State was intentionally quirky, and overly so.
2006-06-22 11:47:57 ET
2006-06-22 11:56:29 ET
2006-06-22 12:04:10 ET
i still prefer jones cream soda above all other varieties. that stuff is good, though.
2006-06-22 12:04:15 ET
I FUCKING SAID SODA, YOU JERK.
2006-06-22 12:09:48 ET
2006-06-22 12:24:42 ET
In the early years of modern civilized culture, individuals prepared sparkling beverages using
water and syrups. These individuals were called "soda jerks" and the beverage was called "soda".
2006-06-22 12:29:43 ET
I think I'll call them 'soda pops' so that we're all happy!
2006-06-22 12:31:21 ET
"I think I'll call them 'soda pops' so that we're all happy! :D" is the quote above that was deleted.
Actually that's worse. That's like calling hamburgers 'meat turkeys'.
2006-06-22 12:34:11 ET
I don't use emoticons.
I hate emoticons.
2006-06-22 12:34:26 ET
What the fuck is wrong with the comments?
2006-06-22 13:19:19 ET
emoticons are awesome! O-:<
i agree that the terminology "soda pop" is just wrong on every level. also, pop is a verb and a sound. not a beverage.
2006-06-22 14:32:47 ET
2006-06-22 14:48:40 ET
this conversation is very important!
2006-06-22 14:57:35 ET
But why the hostility?
2006-06-22 15:08:54 ET
because this conversation is also very serious. and not sarcastic. at all. by any means. evar.
2006-06-22 16:33:44 ET
We scored you guys!
2006-06-22 16:52:14 ET
then let the score be announced to all generations!
that they may know who won. and that the victor was not "pop".
2006-06-23 05:31:18 ET
I'm still going to say pop.
2006-06-23 10:18:12 ET
there are places you can move to and refer to it as "pop" and people won't know what you're talking about ;-P
i think pop must be entirely midwest-exclusive or something...
2006-06-23 13:56:46 ET
"Pop" makes me want to punch babies. >:O
2006-06-23 14:42:37 ET
i agree wholeheartedly. like i said, 'pop', by definition, isn't a beverage d-:
2006-06-23 15:49:48 ET
The Moonicorns dislike Chemical Magenta's choice greatly
2006-06-23 21:29:15 ET
i am drinking this right now:
note how it does not say "jones pop co. cream pop."
hahaha. cream pop. the ridiculousness!
2006-06-25 13:22:35 ET
2006-06-26 03:53:41 ET
That sums to zero.
2006-06-26 15:08:59 ET
We'll see about that, hot-shot. Moonicorn math is much more efficient and advanced.
2006-06-26 15:20:40 ET
Are you excluding the number 1?
2006-06-26 15:31:49 ET
Due to the moon's gravity being 1/6th that of your Earth's, numbers are all worth 6 times as much on the moon, including zero and one. Also, on the moon, 0 multiplied by 6 is 1,000,000.
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