2009-04-09 22:03:50 ET

anybody who puts gummy bears in ice cream is a fucking lunatic. it's people like you who ruin my cookies with raisins and clusterfuck my smooth, chewy brownies with your awful dichotomous nuts. fuck off. fuck right off. get off my lawn.

2009-04-14 09:29:59 ET

how do you feel about chocolate chips? I've always been an advocate for chocolate chips in every kind of dessert.

2009-04-16 09:58:07 ET

love em loe em v love them little guys love those chocolate chips chocolate chops chocolate pork chips yum yum yum

2009-04-25 22:44:51 ET

so i just found out (why i didn't know this until now is beyond me and makes me very sad) that you are apparently the reincarnation of andy (aka penguin prodigy). here i've been all this time lamenting you and wondering if you even still existed.

way to hide your love for me, fucker!

2009-04-29 14:47:44 ET


Not as delicious as you! ;) <3 <3 <3

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