2010-12-12 19:43:25 ET

MARK SWAN


2010-12-12 20:11:23 ET

HOLY FUCK.

2010-12-12 22:46:44 ET

HOLY FUCK. MARK SWAN.

2010-12-13 00:03:33 ET

i am confused again..i was just directed here from turbos page.

hi?

2010-12-13 00:04:11 ET

ALL PAGES POINT TO THE MOONICORN.
duh.

2010-12-13 00:08:37 ET

you might wanna ask the moonicorn if he can make that happen for you.

2010-12-13 00:10:26 ET

how can the moonicorn do said magical task.

i guess i should ask you, great and mighty moonicorn whom i have never heard of until 3 minutes ago??????

2010-12-13 01:18:20 ET

HOLY SHIT. THE MOONICORN.

2010-12-13 01:25:22 ET

LIKES MOTARD'S BUTT.

2010-12-13 03:46:29 ET

if you EVER DOUBT MARK SWAN AGAIN I'LL PERSONALLY END YOUR LIFE

2010-12-13 05:31:55 ET

Oh my god.

2010-12-13 07:06:49 ET

EVERYONE DOES LARSON.

2010-12-13 08:37:51 ET

I'M NOT FUCKIN YOU AROUND I'LL TEAR FACES OFF

2010-12-13 08:43:47 ET

HE'S BEEN HERE TEN YEARS.

2010-12-13 08:44:49 ET

reap what YOU SOW MOTHERFUCKERS

2010-12-13 10:09:49 ET

who is mark swan

2010-12-13 12:08:05 ET

CHAB, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

2010-12-13 12:19:58 ET

=( i fail

2010-12-13 14:58:22 ET

i think the correct statement is: MARK SWAN IS WHO.

2010-12-13 14:59:10 ET

Get the fuck out, chab. Use Google or something, or Webcrawler. Jesus.

2010-12-13 15:08:10 ET

One time, I Koss-played as the Moonicorn.

2010-12-13 15:08:56 ET

OH PANDA SANDWICH YOU PUNNY PUNNY BASTARD.

2010-12-13 16:03:13 ET

but google isn't as fun as asking questions!!! and i love asking questions!

2010-12-13 16:10:39 ET

if you google mark swan you discover that he's about 563 different people.

2010-12-13 17:17:57 ET

I think I loved Mark Swan once.

2010-12-13 17:22:06 ET

i think mark swan can only be loved once.

2010-12-13 17:23:11 ET

That explains the strange and tumultuous feelings I'm experiencing, now.

2010-12-13 17:24:43 ET

either that or you have gas.

2010-12-13 18:06:06 ET

lollll

2010-12-14 07:49:49 ET

Google does not decieve. Mark Swan is legion. And yes, Bedlam, you and Mark Swan were quite in love, once. You and all 596 of him. It was a bloodbath. A sexy bloodbath.

2010-12-14 07:53:16 ET

Two words, octuple gangbang.

2010-12-14 15:18:18 ET

And that explains the stains that won't come out of my bathtub. Thanks Mark Swan!

2010-12-14 15:20:31 ET

thats a wonderful image.

2010-12-21 13:32:14 ET

if you don't stop this slander against mr. swan, i will be forced to excercise ultimate control, chab

2010-12-21 13:32:18 ET

if you don't stop this slander against mr. swan, i will be forced to excercise ultimate control, chab

2010-12-22 00:46:28 ET

THE ULTIMATE CONTROL REQUIRES CHARGING UP THROUGH MULTIPLE POSTS. KINDA LIKE SHOOP DA WHOOP EXCEPT WITH MORE PENIS. I THINK.

2010-12-22 08:48:40 ET

ima chargin mah laser!

2010-12-22 19:19:17 ET

are you really?

2010-12-22 19:24:35 ET

yes. really

2010-12-22 19:25:27 ET

snap.

2010-12-23 11:41:05 ET

I used to use subkultures to escape from the internet.

They have found me. And they are pissed. But I'm more pissed. Because fuck the internet. Think for yourselves god dammit.

2010-12-23 15:28:53 ET

no one on the internet thinks!

2010-12-24 18:48:32 ET

Except the internet.

2010-12-24 18:49:41 ET

HOLY FUCK LETTY YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND.

IN MY PANTS.

2010-12-24 18:51:08 ET

I sure hope you're near some toilet paper.

2010-12-24 18:58:13 ET

NOPE. JUST GONNA HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF THE NIGHT ALL SPOOGEY.

2011-06-20 06:28:21 ET

RAISE THE ROOF, YALL. LEMME HEAR IT

2011-06-20 13:13:35 ET

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT FIRST

2011-09-06 21:34:25 ET

MARK SWAN HAS A HUGE DICKS

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