2011-09-06 21:54:01 ET

WHO WANTS TO DATE ME


2011-09-06 22:20:18 ET

ME. A LOT AND OFTEN.

2011-09-07 04:28:37 ET

I MITE

2011-09-07 05:57:58 ET

ME! I WILL DATE YOU!

PREFERABLY USING CARBON DATING METHODS. BUT SINCE NO EMPIRIC EVIDENCE IS IN YET, I'D DATE YOU AS A MODERN ERA HUMAN THAT WAS PROBABLY BORN IN AROUND 1970 PLUS OR MINUS 30 YEARS.

2011-09-07 07:41:01 ET

I could see this working out for us.

2011-09-14 08:21:45 ET

LOL I'M GONNA DATE YOU LIKE I'M GONNA PUT A DATE THE FRUIT ON YOU

2011-09-14 08:50:45 ET

FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO DATE ME. DIVE FOR THE KNIFE. LET'S ALL MAKE OUT AND SWAP WAR STORIES.

2011-09-14 15:29:01 ET

NO U

2011-09-16 15:27:06 ET

For fuck sake.

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