From this week's Onion
2003-11-26 21:04:44 ET

Stuff On Floor Either Cat Food Or Cat Shit

LODI, NJ—The moist, brownish pile on the Gehrke living-room floor is either cat food or cat shit, sources reported Monday. "If I had to guess, I'd say it's cat food," said Lydia Gehrke, 44, staring at the mystery heap. "But the way Oscar's been digesting lately, cat shit is definitely a possibility, too." Though a long shot, Gehrke noted that it could also be cat vomit. "Whatever it is," she said, "it involves the cat."


ROTFL!

My thighs massively hurt tonight due to the constant up/down, up/down I was doing today with stocking CDs. I need a massage! Where is the grouch when I need him? I forgot to mention I did this all day on three hours worth of sleep. Stupid body deciding to be awake at five AM and not letting me fall back asleep until an hour before I had to be up for work...


2003-11-26 21:09:12 ET

that's top reportage. good investigative work.

2003-11-26 21:10:25 ET

it hit a little too close to home.

2003-11-26 21:13:33 ET

i don't have cats to know. I didn't see "the Onion" part, so that explains it all.... wacky stuff.

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