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2002-11-07 20:23:18 ET T. Young posted this on the Piglist today. It won a hearty chuckle from me after wading through umpteen-million posts about racisim vs. anti-racism spawned by an on-list conversation about Boyd Rice and DIJ. The arguement for had some valid points but not many and it was all so poorly worded (lots of use of the word fuck by the pro-racist). I'm very thankful the conversation got the plug pulled. "ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THE NATIONAL COALITION OF OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL VICTIMIZATION HAS BECOME AWARE OF SEVERAL HATE FILLED ACTIVITIES, OBJECTS, ORGANIZATIONS, PEOPLE, ANIMALS, AND LOTS OF OTHER THINGS THAT WE NEED YOUR HELP IN STOPPING! HATE AND BIGOTRY AND FASCISM ARE INTOLERABLE! INTOLERANCE IS INTOLERABLE! DON'T TOLERATE THE INTOLERABLE INTOLERANCE OF THESE INTOLERATIONAL INTOLERATIONALISTS! (EXCLUDING OUR ORGANIZATION OF COURSE) BECAUSE WE ARE VERY TOLERANT EXCEPT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE BECOME INTOLERANT, THEN THAT MEANS THEY MUST BE STOPPED! READ ON, AND JOIN THE WAR AGAINST THE FILTHY BIGOTED SLIME!!! THE UNITED FRONT OF JEWISH PEDOPHILES FOR HITLER IS HAVING THEIR ANNUAL BABY RAPIN' SKATE O' RAMA AT OAKS PARK THAT WILL BE HOSTED AND SPONSORED BY VERA KATZ. WE STRONGLY URGE ALL PEOPLE OPPOSED TO BABY RAPIN' JEWISH NAZIS ON ROLLERSKATES TO BRING A CANDLE IN MEMORATION AND PROTEST AGAINST ALL THE BAD STUFF BABY RAPIN', JEWISH, NAZI PEDOPHILES HAVE DONE TO PEOPLE OF..UM..COLOR, OR SOMETHING, IN THE PAST. EVEN THOUGH WE PROBABLY WEREN'T ALIVE THEN TO WITNESS OR EXPERIENCE THIS STUFF DOSEN'T MEAN IT STILL DOESEN'T BURN OUR INNER JEW..UH..YEP. THE SECRET SOCIETEY OF THE UNDERGROUND COVEN OF FAGGOT BASHING LIBERAL ARTS STUDENTS IS HAVING A FUND RAISING FAGGOT BASH A' THON TO RAISE DONATIONS FOR THE UNITED DEAF, BLIND, AIDS INFESTED, AZTEC SINGLE MOMS NETWORK AT LAURELHURST PARK THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE BRING LOTS OF FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON TO THROW AT PEOPLE TO DEMONSTRATE YOU OPPOSITION AGAINST THIS TERRIBLE DISPLAY OF HATE FILLED HORRIBLENESS. A BUNCH OF FAT CHICKS WILL BE EATING DINNER AT SHARIS TOMORROW NIGHT SO BRING AS MANY NEWBORN INFANTS YOU CAN POSSIBLY FIND TO THROW AT CARS THAT ATTEMPT TO PARK THERE. WE ALL KNOW FAT CHICKS ARE FILLED WITH HATRED, BIGOTRY AND FASCISM AND MUST BE STOPPED! A BLACK GUY WEARING A HAT FELL DOWN AT THE CORNER OF THIRD AND BURNSIDE. WE HAVE TO STOP HIM. PEOPLE ONLY FALL DOWN WHEN THEY ARE HAVING AN HATRED AND BIGOTRY INDUCED ORGASM. A STRIPPER AT UNION JACKS DID A MOVE ON THE POLE THAT LOOKED LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN INSPIRED BY HITLER WHICH CAUSED A BUNCH OF JEWISH LESBIAINS AT THE BAR TO FALL TO THE GROUND AND HAVE FLASHBACKS OF THEIR ANCESTORS ABUSES AT THE HANDS OF NAZI GENERALS DURING THE HOLOCAUST. LETS ALL GO BURN THAT FUCKING PLACE TO THE GROUND! A 17 YEAR OLD SINGLE MOTHER OF 6 WAS VERBALLY ABUSED BY A BUNCH OF TEENAGE GIRLS WHO HAD RECENTLY GIVEN THEMSELVES BACK ALLEY ABORTIONS IN THE PARKING LOT OF CLACKAMAS TOWN CENTER. THE GIRL NOW SUFFERS FROM POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER AND WE NEED TO RAISE $450,00000 DOLLARS SO SHE CAN GET THE COUNSELING SHE NEEDS SO SHE WONT DROWN ALL HER ILLIGITIMATE OFFSPRING IN HER BATHTUB AND JOIN A GANG. A BUNCH OF AISIAN RIOT GRRLZ WITH DOWNS SYNDROME BROKE INTO THE LOCKER ROOM OF JEFFERSON HIGH LAST THURSDAY AFTER FOOTBALL PRACTICE, SODOMIZING SEVERAL MEMBERS OF THE TEAM WITH THE BARRELLS OF 12 GAUGE SHOTGUNS. ONE OF THEM WAS REPORTED TO UTTER A PHRASE WHICH SOUNDED LIKE "KILL WHITEY", ALTHOUGH THIS IS OPEN TO SPECULATION DUE TO THE FACT THAT EVERY MEMBER OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS BLACK. WE ARE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CLASSIFY THIS NEW AND EXITING HATE CRIME. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE WRITE TO US AND LET US KNOW. A HOMELESS MAN WHO HAD BEEN UP FOR 14 DAYS ON A CRYSTAL METH BINGE WITNESSED SEVERAL SQUIRRELS WEARING FLIGHT JACKETS AND JACKBOOTS BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ANOTHER SQUIRRELL IN A TREE IN FOREST PARK AT 6AM THIS MORNING. HE SAID THEY WERE SHOUTING SEVERAL RACIAL SLURS IN CUTE LITTLE CHIPMUNK VOICES WHICH CAUSED HIM TO LAUGH SO HARD HE FELL OVER AND URINATED ALL OVER HIMSELF. SHORTLY AFTER THAT THE MAN SHOT HIMSELF BECAUSE HE FELT SUCH TREMENDOUS GUILT FOR LAUGHING AT SUCH AN "UN-FUNNY" SPECTACLE. WE WERE ABLE TO RETREIVE THE MANS SUICIDE NOTE AND HAVE A SEARCH PARTY SCOURING THE EREA TO LOCATE THE OFFENDING SQUIRRELS AND MAKE SURE THEY ARE PERSECUTED FOR THEIR CRIMES. HATE IS EVERYWHERE. IT IS INSIDE YOU AND INSIDE ME. WE MUST RUN FAR FAR AWAY FROM HATE AND TELL IT TO GO AWAY. LOVE IS GOOD AND HATE IS EVIL. TO HATE IS TO BE EVIL AND EVIL IS BAD. DO YOU WANT TO BE A HATE FILLED EVIL BIGOT WHO IS ALWAYS MEAN AND ANGRY AND SAD? OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,...UM...PERSON, FILLED WITH LOVE AND DOING GOOD THINGS ALL THE TIME? WE HAVE TO GET THE BADDIES. GET THE BADDIES AND MAKE ALL THE HATE GO BEY, BEY. LOVE IS THE LIGHT AND HATE IS THE DARK AND I AM SCARED OF THE DARK BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE ALL THE EVIL HATE IS. SO LETS ALL GET TOGETHER AND BAKE A PIE. BAKE A PIE FILLED WITH LIGHT AND SHARE IT WITH ALL THE HOMELESS METH ADDICTS. DON'T BAKE A PIE WITH THE BAD, BAD HATE. A LOVE PIE IS MUCH BETTER. JUST SHUT UP AND EAT THE PIE. BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NATIONAL COALITION OF OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL VICTIMIZATION (otherwise known as the powerless powerful people who send death threats to meanies everywhere)" I wish I could articulate myself this well. LOL! |
