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2003-12-02 22:13:37 ET "E-mail me if you get bored" she said. The thing that she didn't know of was Jeff's night time disease. Much like "Sundowners disease" or Insomnia, his disease begins creeping in slowly around 7:00 P.M. pacific time and is in full effect by 9:00 P.M. The disease is known as E.N.B. or Extreme Night Boredom. There are far fewer sufferers than people who claim to have the disease (most of these are mistaken by the fact that they simply get bored at night), but alas Jeff's was a proven, incurable case. Of course there are temporary alieveations, for example; sitting at the airport with a beautiful woman, or playing Nintendo while listening to Five Iron Frenzy. But just because a person doesn't FEEL bored doesn't mean they're not actually bored.The quandry: how might one know if they're bored or not? Now for a limited time you can get true results with the All-New Boredom tester from E.P.T. for only $19.95. Just use the included syringe to take a few ounces of blood, put it on the paper strip and within HOURS you can find out how bored you really are. If the strip stays white CONGRADULATIONS you're not bored! If it turns red you may be getting bored. If the strip turns red then slowly turns a dirty brown color you may be suffering from E.N.B. and should consult a physician emediately. If the strip turns blue, you purchaced the wrong test, but congradulations anyway, you're pregnant! |
