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Morphine and scotch, one over the tongue, the other through the ears.
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This cat will try to eat you. | 2009-08-01 21:12:56 ET |
It's really annoying because she's cute and you want to pet her but she just swats and bites at you.
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-why is my burrito out of focus?
-because it's a blurrito.
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I suppose I should update it, but I'm lazy. | 2009-07-24 14:41:54 ET |
A few people have asked me about the numbers in my profile, also most of the links are broken or haven't changed in years. That's because I haven't changed it since I reformatted it in college. The numbers are a tally from a local bar "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall". The dead links were hosted by UCSC.
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