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2003-12-04 18:28:55 ET have decided to create a secret society. We will be known as the Mystic Order Of Bread. This society will not be started to control forces of power but merely to diminish the rapid growth of stupidity. As a Member of MOOB One would be commissioned to observe those around and when ever stupidity was noticed, the offender would be hit over the head with the loaf of bread. I feel that in extreme cases one may use a box of cheerios. Why, you may ask, would I use such a silly method to combat a disease that rapidly spreading; causing pain and irritation to people all over the world. I understand your confusion. My reasons are: No one would expect it. If you suddenly got hit in the head with a simple carbohydrate you would be forced to stop and ponder why this has happened. We can’t kill the stupid people. All of us have been guilty of moments of stupidity and a nice friendly reminder of bread across the back of the head would have done good to snap us back into reality. The box of Cheerios would hurt slightly and should be used in only extreme cases. I don’t want to condition people to finding stupidity painful. They will only, like Pavlov’s dogs, respond accordingly to keep themselves form harm. But with the bread method, people will have to start thinking. |
