Is it that I have revealed myself as imperfect person... or that I forgot to send you your cookies? They will be sent btw. You just seem to not be in LA.
That's why the word "belated" was invented. That's right, in 1931, an American professor from the University of Chicago forgot his wife's birthday, so he spent about a week of trial and error, and eventually stumbled upon one of the greatest inventions of the 20th century, that is the word: "Belated"