|VILLAINOUS YOUTH FOILED AGAIN||2002-10-14 19:08:19 ET|
STRATFORD, CT: A depraved young adult was arrested today after a series of incidents involving damsels tied to train tracks.
Andrew Pasco, 20, was arrested at his secret lair after authorities received an anonymous tip as to his whereabouts.
When interviewed, he said he plans on "dressing up as an attractive woman to fool the guard into letting me out. MWAHAHAHA!"