2002-12-10 16:05:16 ET
because of annoying legal reasons, you can't "buy" them anymore.
but the idea is that you pay some company.
to take you over to russia.
and you see all the sluts.
and you pick one you want.
and you're like "slut, we're getting married."
and the slut is like "i want free ride in America."
and it's all good.