public forum discussing the various uses of vaseline.

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 19:19:55 ET

Furax 2003-01-06 19:24:36 ET great for chapped lips? (o_O)

Insomnia 2003-01-06 19:28:46 ET for getting out of/into tight situations? for windowpainting? for scaring the neighbors?

Furax 2003-01-06 19:29:56 ET napalm

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 19:42:45 ET male masturbation.

kar3n 2003-01-06 19:43:18 ET For putting along your hairline so the manic panic doesn't turn your neck and face red.

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 19:43:46 ET makeup removal

kar3n 2003-01-06 19:46:19 ET For sliming on windshield wipers as a practical joke?

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 19:48:41 ET smearing the floor with, to hurt people. this works way better with astroglide, but what doesn't?

digit 2003-01-06 19:50:38 ET rubbing it between your asscheeks as to avoid the creation of a fungus colony due to excessive friction and bleeding:

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 19:55:24 ET yes! i forgot all about that. and - a fat free substitute for peanut butter.

digit 2003-01-06 19:57:11 ET when you need a peanut butter substitute it's time to shoot yourself in the face:

digit 2003-01-06 19:57:33 ET ...to which you might also want to apply vaseline

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 19:59:31 ET saran wrap and vaseline: no more hole!

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 20:02:42 ET can you be preserved in petroleum jelly?

Insomnia 2003-01-06 20:04:11 ET one way to find out -

digit 2003-01-06 20:04:43 ET you'd possibly have to be dead first: i'd rather be stuffed: like a bear:

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 20:06:14 ET and offered to a small child to sleep with.

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 20:08:45 ET you can be stuffed with vaseline! and then you would squish and get lumpy and i step on your stomach and petroleum jelly gets squeezed out of your nose and eyes! weee!

kar3n 2003-01-06 20:16:14 ET human stretch armstrong?

digit 2003-01-06 20:16:35 ET GROSS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

STORM 2003-01-06 20:28:37 ET Anal Fisting. Although Crisco is better. It also makes for a lovely hair wax... Or zen sculpture. *nod*

Furax 2003-01-06 20:30:50 ET use it to lube up bio and send him into a pantera mosh pit </evil_genious>

STORM 2003-01-06 20:32:14 ET !!!!! You are suddenly my hero. But I suggest Wintermute as a victim. And a DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN pit. yes.

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 20:43:52 ET dillinger <3 whoever it is should be heavily dusted beforehand.

STORM 2003-01-06 20:48:49 ET Hell yes. *inhales the lingering smell of smouldering bone meal withOUT relish*

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 20:58:46 ET i smear vaseline in my teeth to win miss america contests.

anima infirmary 2003-01-06 21:02:15 ET oh, and if you're like me, you own a madagascar hissing cockroach colony. while the adults generally stay on the ground, the babies like to climb the glass, resulting in possible escapes. this can be remedied by applying a ring of vaseline about 1 1/2" wide around the very top of the walls. ps, i can't keep mine any more, anyone want them?

anima infirmary 2003-01-10 08:17:36 ET manly yes, but i like it too!

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