2009-12-25 20:57:53 ET

So, I've decided that if my car sells in a few hours I'm going to get a boob job and possibly chin lipo. These things would make me feel better about myself than a new motorcycle, I'll still pick up the bike, just not until my loan check hits. Scott has pointed out that as fucked up as it is, it may be easier for me to find a job with a better jaw line and epic boobs - as epic boobs will distract from my less epic waistline.

2010-01-02 04:37:52 ET

chin lipo? your chin is perfect... and from what I can tell your boobs are just fine.

2010-01-02 11:25:46 ET

you are beautiful exactly as you are. anybody who wouldnt hire you because you dont have "epic" boobs or an "epic" waistline isnt worth working for anyway IMO.


2010-01-03 00:39:02 ET

Welcome to Florida. All employers hire on appearance only.

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