2010-03-26 20:40:17 ET|
I love unexpected sucky surprises. Not.
I went out to visit my bike which I didn't feel like riding.
Went somewhere I didn't want to be because I secretly wanted to be there.
Made food I don't want to eat.
"I've cut all of the pertinent wires, so my eyes can't make that connection. I am holding my breath, I am feigning my death when I'm looking in your direction."
So yeah, come to realize - I must've been some dude's midlife crisis. I don't want to talk about it more than that.