2010-04-01 22:40:37 ET

I'd like to learn to play the piano so I can make songs comprised of all the things I'd like to yell at the small people from a London pent house.

"You sir need to brush your teeth, I can smell your breath from here!"

"It's called socks, do you wear them?"

"Jesus called in sick today. Do you like hand guns?"

2010-04-04 13:37:16 ET

but you have to do that in outrageous french accent.

2010-04-04 22:00:44 ET

Hell yeah.

2010-04-05 10:58:50 ET

just be like Phoebe on Friends and get a guitar and make up indie songs...

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