I should get a plant. I was looking at bonsai trees at some "new age" store the other day. The guy in the store was saying that bonsai trees can be any sort of small tree, but most people get Elms because of Karate Kid.
bush related comment. my friend goes "i'm kind of glad bush jr got elected president." me "why?" him "because when i was little bush;s dad was pres and older kids would go 'wanna meet the president? and push my into a bush', and now i get to do that to a new bunch of unsuspecting kids"